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Song Parodies -> "Any Alcohol ?"

Original Song Title:

"Anytime At All"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Any Alcohol ?"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

any alcohol ?
any alcohol ?
any alcohol ?
when they gonna do "last call' ?
yeah, i'll be there

ever see somebody so drunk ?
i'm bloodshot in my eyes
i declare, booze makes me get tight
in the morning, sorry and sad
and so demoralized
though its bad, i'll drink more tonight

any alcohol ?
any alcohol ?
any alcohol ?
when they gonna do "last call' ?
yeah, i'll be there

when i'm done, i'm wasted, i'd say
i'm scared to drink and drive
that is something i won't do
pull it to the shoulder and lie
i hope no cops come by
spend every night, high as a kite

any alcohol ?
any alcohol ?
any alcohol ?
when they gonna do "last call' ?
yeah, i'll be there
any alcohol ?
when they gonna do "last call' ?
yeah, i'll be there




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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 9

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Johnny D - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll drink to that...but not this early in the day! 5's
Paul Robinson - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Geez, guess I picked a bad decade to stop drinking...but I'll do an O'Doul's toast to this one anyway, alvin...nice job...5's...
Stuart McArthur - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
in australia, it's legal to drink and drive, provided you drive down alleys and one-way streets where they can't fit those booze-buses - 555
alvin rhodes - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks johnny, paul and stuart
John Barry - March 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Bottoms up!
Kristof Robertson - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Not much to work with in the OS...good job, Al. 555
alvin rhodes - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks john and kristof
Red Ant - March 10, 2005 - Report this comment
I DKTOS, and did not vote either depsite when I see multiple 4+'s I tend to "go with the flow". So why am I posting here? Your parody title, thats why, THAT's what caught my eye, a bit late as the Beatles were before my time, even though I never listen to them personally ( except a few occasions, not that I'm implying their bad, just before my time), I will give you credit as one poster mentioned of working with limited material. I'm still new here and learning that some parody names will do great on their own, and some will bomb miserably because they weren't named the right way. And I'm most positive that you don't drink and drive, but in my area this last year they passed not 1, not 2, but 20 ( yes twenty ) new laws on DUI/DWI including mandatory times if your BAC is above 0.15. Just in case this may be that 1% chance (sp?) that you might do this, just wanted you to know ( in my area atleast ) that cops are cracking down hard on this ( and now I don't do it either). Still learning , if you ever read this I will try to get to point across a whole lot quicker in the future.

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