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Song Parodies -> "Ticket To Find"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket To Ride"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ticket To Find"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

i think i'm gonna be mad...i think that i may...yeah
the girl that's sharin' my pad...threw something away
she's got a ticket to find...she's got a ticket to find
she's got a ticket to find...she don't know where

she plays the lotto with me...we write our picks down...yeah
and she misplaced it, you see...its nowhere around
she's got a ticket to find...she's got a ticket to find
she's got a ticket to find...she don't know where

the value was especially high
i had to blink twice...the numbers were right...whoopee
but i can kiss that money goodbye
it woulda been nice...its been a sad night for me

that's why my temper is bad...it just ain't my day...yeah
the girl is huntin' like mad...she's searchin' away
she's got a ticket to find...she's got a ticket to find
she's got a ticket to find...she don't know where

i don't know where that ticket may hide
is it in plain sight ?...i saw it last night, you see
i think of all the things i could buy
its been a big fight...she didn't do right by me

she found that ticket for me...she waved it around...yeah
that girl is clever, you see...that's what i have found
she found the ticket in time...she found the ticket in time
she found that ticket in time...but what a scare
i badly was scared
i badly was scared
i badly was scared

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Johnny D - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, why aren't there any other votes or comments here? This is a very well-known Beatles tune! Great job, Alvin...love the happy ending!
Johnny D - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooops, my apologies, everybody - - - I was reading this parody right when the site's parody page was being updated, so I thought this parody was from yesterday and had gone through of all of yesterday with no responses....I didn't realize it's a new one from this morning's posting until after I posted my little tirade! ;-)
Arwen - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
5s, Alvin! I was kind of expecting her to find the ticket and then have the numbers be wrong. Who knew I was a "half-empty" kind of girl?? I'm glad it worked out though...you can share the wealth...; )
Ashkicksass - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Phew! Had me worried there for a minute...
Airfarcewon - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Tells a good story...and keeps the suspense intact by not disclosing the amount...good job..5's
Know 1 can hear you dream - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
A winner...
Serafina - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Great job, Alvin. 5-5-5 :)
alvin rhodes - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all for checkin' it out
LucidLupin LeeBee - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
555 Good one - so the milky bars are on you ? ;)
Michael Pacholek - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Will I give this fives? As the New York Lottery says, "Hey, ya never know."
Ingeborg S. Nordén - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Well-paced, great plays on the original, suspenseful story: today's winning numbers are 5-5-5!
Joebean1988 - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Great
Billy Florio - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Oh excellent job! here are your winning numbers: 5-5-5
Billy Florio - October 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Ah, someone used that line already! lol
Paul Robinson - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
alvin - this was a whole Lotto fun to read and sing along with. 5's...
Kristof Robertson - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This was excellent...matched the original perfectly and kept the suspense til the end...555
alvin rhodes - October 13, 2004 - Report this comment
thank you all for checkin' it out...and yes, i'm still poor

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