Scrambled Eggs
That's what all the punks in England ate
Now they're trying to recuperate
Now on my plate there's scramled Eggs

Suddenly
There's not half the ham there used to be
And I barely even touch my meat
Those scrambled eggs I overeat

Why she hadn't poached I don't know, she wouldn't bake
I said can't get enough all I want is scrambled eggs

Scrambled eggs responsible for the great girth of my legs
I've eaten a bucketful to the dregs
I'll order kegs of scrambled eggs
mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mmmm