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"John Kerry"

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Mikey F

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anyone realize how Kerry didn't start to actually try to win until he was named the democratic presidential nominee? That and, hes really scary...heres his song:
John Kerry
won the democratic nominee
but only people who cant stand George B
will ever vote for John Kerry

Dean was trailing back with percent 3
Clark had lost southern support, you see
John Kerry led suddenly

why Dean had to go, no one knows, he wouldn't stay
then was Edwards gone, just Sharpton and John Kerry

John Kerry
has a head the size of Germany
looks like an oak tree with a skin disease
John Kerry is real scary

seems just months ago, campaigns slow, was off his feet
then the others left, all the rest, but John Kerry

John Kerry
is not a threat to Washington DC
cause we know he will lose horribly
there'll be little votes for John Kerry

no one will vote for John Kerry

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Royce Miller - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Michael, it's a funny parody; however, I know that some people will vote for John Kerry; but not all of us.
Johnny D - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Herman Munster.
Rice Cube - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Jack Wilson - March 29, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good,Mike!
Meriadoc - March 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Naaaah - he'll have two votes for sure: Tong, and Tong Lite the New Jerseyite... ;-) Would have liked to have seen Edwards make the nomination - didn't agree with him, but he seemed like a decent sort of fellow with some integrity.
Michael Pacholek - March 31, 2004 - Report this comment
"Only people who cant stand George B will ever vote for John Kerry"?Hey, he only needs a majority. "John Kerry is real scary"? Bush boy, be afraid, be very afraid. "No one will vote for John Kerry"? Correct, give or take 55 million. Your boy is going down. Come January 20, this nation will have a President again!
Jay W - April 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Couldn't have said it better , Michael P. I must say the "Head the size of Germany" line is very funny, and true, Michael F. However, I think he got the skin disease fighting in a mosquito-infested Vietnamese rice paddy with bullets flying over his head.

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