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Song Parodies -> "Hey Rude"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Jude"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Hey Rude"

Parody Written by:

Laurence Dunne

The Lyrics

How I would LIKE to treat rude people, but don't (I know, i need to work on my assertiveness)
Hey Rude, don't skip the line
take your place now cause you're no better
remember that I am stronger than you
if you cut in, you will regret it

Hey Rude, don't cut me off
Cause your towncar is quite expensive
If I were to run you off of the road
Could you afford to have it mended?

And anytime you feel the urge, hey Rude, don't splurge
don't carry your chip upon your shoulders
For I could make you look a fool, hey rude be cool
don't call late to sell me Life Insurance
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah

Hey Rude, just let me in
indicators don't mean 'go faster'
Don't cut in and then slam onto your brakes
Into your back, I might just plaster

Don't belch in restaurants, keep it in, Hey rude Begin
to see that the smell makes people bitter
and keep your bowels from chiming in, just hold it in
or maybe I'll poop upon your dinner
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah nah yeah

Hey Rude, don't puke in bars
or just maybe i'll rub your face in it
Remember to drink just what you'll keep in
then other people will treat you better
Better better better better better better (Make it Rude) oh

(Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah)

Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, (Make it Rude) nah nah nah nah, hey Rude (Hey rude don't forget to flush the John)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, (Make it Rude) nah nah nah nah, hey Rude (Hey Rude, make sure the skid marks are gone)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, (Make it Rude) nah nah nah nah, hey Rude (Hey rude, stop picking your nose)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, (Make it Rude) nah nah nah nah, hey Rude (Hey rude, stop picking your toes)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, (Make it Rude) nah nah nah nah, hey Rude (Hey rude, don't grab your crotch in front of me)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, (Make it Rude) nah nah nah nah, hey Rude (Hey rude, don't pick your butt for all to see)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, (Make it Rude) nah nah nah nah, hey Rude (Hey rude, don't criticize my song)
Nah nah nah nah nah nah nah, (Make it Rude) nah nah nah nah, hey Rude (Hey rude, just shut up and sing along)

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Agrimorfee - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey Dude, you took a great song and made it funnier. 455
Johnny D - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Heh heh heh!
Meriadoc - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good!
Guy - March 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Brilliant! Loved this one.
Jan Unwin - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
Great!

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