Song Parodies -> A Day In A Protester's Life
| Original Song Title: | "A Day In The Life" |
| Original Performer: | Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Day In A Protester's Life" |
| Parody Written by: | sloatead |
I demonstrated yesterday
Against a man who did not make the grade
And tho the signs were rather crude
I had to paint them all
I hauled them to the mall
An angry mob attacked my car
I wish somehow all their minds I could change
In time the cops dispersed the crowd
They'd seen it all before
Must have been about a thousand people there or maybe more
I was on film that day, oh boy
A news crew asked what my protest was for
I didn't know quite what to say
So I just stood and shook
Feeling like a schnook
I'd love to chaaaaaaaange theeeeeeeeire miiiiiiiinds
Spoke up, said what I said
Felt a rock upside my head
Felt myself go down and hit the ground
And looking up, I noticed there was blood
Found the rock, and threw it back
Cops were there in seconds flat
Then the tear gas flew, was lots of smoke
I started to choke and I couldn't even scream
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge
I was in court today, oh boy
The judge, he sentenced me to seven years
And tho my cell is rather small
And still they have the gall
To bring someone else in here and now I think I might get mauled
I'd love to chaaaaaaaange hiiiiiiiis miiiiiiiind
Against a man who did not make the grade
And tho the signs were rather crude
I had to paint them all
I hauled them to the mall
An angry mob attacked my car
I wish somehow all their minds I could change
In time the cops dispersed the crowd
They'd seen it all before
Must have been about a thousand people there or maybe more
I was on film that day, oh boy
A news crew asked what my protest was for
I didn't know quite what to say
So I just stood and shook
Feeling like a schnook
I'd love to chaaaaaaaange theeeeeeeeire miiiiiiiinds
Spoke up, said what I said
Felt a rock upside my head
Felt myself go down and hit the ground
And looking up, I noticed there was blood
Found the rock, and threw it back
Cops were there in seconds flat
Then the tear gas flew, was lots of smoke
I started to choke and I couldn't even scream
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge
I was in court today, oh boy
The judge, he sentenced me to seven years
And tho my cell is rather small
And still they have the gall
To bring someone else in here and now I think I might get mauled
I'd love to chaaaaaaaange hiiiiiiiis miiiiiiiind
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Grimly humorous, yet seriously funny. 5's
Outstanding job here! What Johnny Said! 555
I detected minor pacing issues, but otherwise this is pure class.
What does he want? FIVES!! . . . When does he want 'em? NOW!!!
This reminds me of the recent news of the woman in Daytona Beach. She was protesting the nudity ban, so she took off her top, and was.......Daaaah! ------promptly arrested.
The point is that, she thought she would get thousands of women to join her in the "Bearing of the Breasts March"--Not! 3 women showed to flash at the nudity ban, and the rest were guys, waiting for the free peep show!
Well, the bimbo got her 15 minutes of fame, a hot meal, and a place to spend the night. All this for a nominal fee....bail.
Great parody, Sloatead !
The point is that, she thought she would get thousands of women to join her in the "Bearing of the Breasts March"--Not! 3 women showed to flash at the nudity ban, and the rest were guys, waiting for the free peep show!
Well, the bimbo got her 15 minutes of fame, a hot meal, and a place to spend the night. All this for a nominal fee....bail.
Great parody, Sloatead !
5s.....good job
excellent!!
Fine write sloat. ;-)
great parody of a great song
sloat - hadn't seen this original parodied too much here (I did "A Boob At The Half" using it for the Janet Jackson/Super Bowl half-time show fiasco). Your take is a bit more serious, but still quite funny. Fine job! 5-5-5.
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