-> "Darn Asian Drivers"
Original Song Title:
"Paperback Writer"
Parody Song Title:
"Darn Asian Drivers"
The Lyrics
Darn Asian driiiiiivers...(driver, driver)
Dear sir or madam, did you even look?
Goin' round that corner, barr'ling through that nook.
Does your Honda El'ment even steer?
You drive like a "FOB", so I'm cursing you darn Asian drivers...darn Asian DRIVERS!!
He's a little mental Oriental man
How he got his license I don't understand
Obey the laws or you'll go to jail,
Get an angry mob so we can deport those darn Asian drivers...darn Asian DRIVERS!!
Darn Asian driiiiiivers...(driver, driver)
There're 2 billion Asians, give or take a few,
How can they all drive just as poor as you?
I can take no more of your reckless style,
Why not look around, you're not alone you darn Asian drivers...darn Asian DRIVERS!!
Let the nice cop read you your Miranda rights,
You drive like you are wearin' dark shades at night.
You need a bumper car not a Mountaineer
Gawd you make my neck ache, you're nothing but a darn Asian driver...darn Asian DRIVER!!
Darn Asian driiiiiivers...(driver, driver)
Darn Asiiiiiian driiiivers...(darn Asian drivers)
Darn Asiiiiiian driiiivers...(darn Asian drivers)
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