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Song Parodies -> "Tooth Decay"

Original Song Title:

"Yesterday"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Tooth Decay"

Parody Written by:

Elena M.

The Lyrics

Tooth decay,
Just when my dental plan had gone away,
Now it looks as though I'll need to pay,
For cavity fillings to lay.

Sugary,
Pop and candy that I used to eat,
Guess they've finally taken over me--
My mouth it throbs, my gums they bleed.

Why my teeth hurt so, I don't know, but man they ache,
Once they were so strong now they're gone, from tooth decay.

Yesterday,
Dentist called and said "I hate to say,"
"You waited long now it's the only way,
You'll need a root canal today."
Mm mm mm mm mm.

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Phil Alexander - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Best one of the decayed so far (or do I mean decade?)
Guy - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Q: What's the dentist's favorite time of the day?



A: Two-thirty.

But mine is 5 and that's what you get.
Johnny D - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Three 5's comin' at chew!
Eye1 - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I'll crown this one with all 5's
Johnny D - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Leah - I double-checked my own vote here, and mine did register....
Laurence Dunne - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
555. Now listen to the sound of the densits drill. Whzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Ouch!
Joelle - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one! I've had 2 fillings and they were awful!
Paul Robinson - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Leah, Ouch!! Sad to say but this is the tooth, er, I mean, truth. Joelle, my dental hygienist said I didn't have to floss my teeth, only the ones I wanted to have later...She wasn't kidding, either...If you think fillings suck, try some Root Canals (although when it hurts enough BEFORE you have it done, you'll get to the point where you're glad to have that nasty old dentist sticking wires in where nerves used to be). OH...Scores? 5-5-5, really good work and not too hard to chew, either.
Mari D - January 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Leah, thanks for reminding me about dentists! Good work, though!
Meriadoc - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks for reminding me I have to mail my Dental Plan payment tomorrow! :-D
Peregrin - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
It reminds me of the dentist so I will give you a bunch of 5's Leah!
Leah Lockhart - January 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone!
AussieBullDog - January 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, Leah. Fives for you.

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