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Song Parodies -> "Sign My Guitar For Me, Please"

Original Song Title:

"While My Guitar Gently Weep"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Sign My Guitar For Me, Please"

Parody Written by:

MuDdLe

The Lyrics

CNN Headline (1/07/04): Doctor forced dying Beatle to autograph guitar
I know that you're ill
And you're life's slowly ebbing
But sign my guitar for me please
Your autograph, George
Is really worth having
Sign my guitar, won't you please?

(refrain)
I don't know why
You should protest it
Please don't contest it to me
I don't know why
You wouldn't do it
There's nothing to it, you see

It's worth something now
But that's only a fraction
Sign my guitar for me please
If you'll take pen in hand
With deliberate action
Sign my guitar, won't you please?

(refrain)
I don't know why
You should contest it
Please don't protest it to me
I don't know why
You wouldn't do it
There's nothing to it, you see

You'd do just the same
If in just my position
Sign my guitar for me please
Your life's in my hands
See, I am your physician
Sign my guitar, won't you, please?

(refrain)
I don't know why
You should contest it
Please don't protest it to me
I don't know why
You wouldn't do it
There's nothing to it, you see

I'll leave you alone
If you'll only just do it
Sign my guitar for me please
I'm holding your wrist
See, there's just nothing to it
Sign my guitar, won't you please?

(refrain)
I don't know why
You should protest it
Please don't contest it to me
I don't know why
You wouldn't do it
There's nothing to it, you see

I know that this probably hurts you a little
Sign my guitar for me please
But you'll understand
See, you once were a Beatle
Sign my guitar, won't you please?

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Gilbert Lederman - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Not funny.
2nz - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Not laugh out loud stuff, but pacing is pretty good.
Olivia Harrison - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
You *really* won't be laughing after our day in court, Dr. Lederman!
Laurence Dunne - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good! I think 'my bonny lies over the ocean' should be reworked as 'Please sign my guitar for me georgie'
Adam Zen B. - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one Mark. It's payback time for the evil Dr. Lederman.
Agrimorfee - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
434. You really have to know about the backstory to appreciate the humor.
Lederman-is-an-idiot - January 09, 2004 - Report this comment
So true.
Joelle - January 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Not funny, but point well taken. 5's.

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