Song Parodies -> It's Too Long to Behold
| Original Song Title: | "Long and Winding Road" |
| Original Performer: | Beatles |
| Parody Song Title: | "It's Too Long to Behold" |
| Parody Written by: | Duffy |
Angels who are heard on high, tell us to go out and BUY!
It's too long to behold
Cashier lines do exhaust
They leave us standing here
Patrons have been crossed
I have been waiting here
Since the early frost!
Picked this up, for just a steal
Figured I'd get out
But the line will never end
Even though we shout:
"Move your tuchus, dear!
Oh, this line just will grow!
We've all been waiting here
And yet you're going slow -
Don't keep us waiting here
You're a slacker pro!"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Cashier lines do exhaust
They leave us standing here
Patrons have been crossed
I have been waiting here
Since the early frost!
Picked this up, for just a steal
Figured I'd get out
But the line will never end
Even though we shout:
"Move your tuchus, dear!
Oh, this line just will grow!
We've all been waiting here
And yet you're going slow -
Don't keep us waiting here
You're a slacker pro!"
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
(C) 2003, Valerie Duffy. I hate shopping lines all the time, not just at Christmas!
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You're on line at the supermarket, you got ice cream melting, it takes five minutes for you to be on deck, and the one last person in front of you just HAS to use the debit card, and doesn't know how to work the damn machine! In the words of the immortal Charlie Brown, "Auuuugh! I can't stand it!"
Really liked the 'early frost' line. :-)
Sometimes, shop the 24 hour stores at midnight, no line, no waiting. Bring pepper spray and cell phone, all is okie dokie.
LOL ! More holiday shopping hype satire - great !
Bring a book to read, that's the only way I don't go nuts.
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