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Song Parodies -> "Ticket to Write"

Original Song Title:

"Ticket to Ride"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Ticket to Write"

Parody Written by:

Chickagril

The Lyrics

I think I'm gonna be sad,
She's coming my way, yeah.
That cop saw me driving bad
And she'll make me pay.

She's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
But she don't care.

She said the limit's 30
I gotta slow down yeah.
For she'd not let me off free
When kids were around.

She's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
But she don't care.

A donut's why; glazed look in her eye,
She ought to think twice,
And pass on seconds maybe.
Before she gives me a DUI,
She ought to think twice,
My beer bottle was empty!

I think I'm gonna be broke,
That parking spot's cursed, yeah.
Across the street, it's no joke,
She'll get there first, yeah.

She's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
But she don't care.

I don't know why she's giving me crap,
She ought to be nice,
She ought to let me off free.
Just cause I'm not really handicapped,
She ought to think twice,
She ought to do right by me
.
She said that driving like me,
My car'll be totaled, yeah.
For I'd make sure she'll exceed
Her monthly quota.

Ah, she's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
She's got a ticket to write,
But she don't care.

That lady don't care, that lady don't care.
That lady don't care, that lady don't care.
That lady don't care, that lady don't care.

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Johnny D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
*chuckle* 5's
Guy - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Three tickets - one for 5 miles over the limit, another for 5 minutes over the meter and another for .005 on the drunk meter. Great job Johnny.
Johnny D - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Guy, on behalf of Chickagril who is not me and whose parody I enjoyed but had no part whatsoever in writing, I thank you.
Guy - November 19, 2003 - Report this comment
Oops - Great work Chickagril. This was written so well that it looked like one of JD's and seeing his name as the commenter, I jumped the gun. I really liked this parody. I did one back in May about Saddam and son's hiding from coalition forces and entitled it 'They've gone to Tikrit to hide' but I really liked your angle on this one. Well worth 5 traffic citations. Keep up the great writing.
Chickagril - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehe, thanks everyone. Glad you appreciate it-- it's one of my first tries. And Johhny, we can share the delight of being me anytime you want :) -Chicken Girl
Meriadoc - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Good idea, good parody.

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