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Song Parodies -> "Nosehair Man"

Original Song Title:

"Nowhere Man"

Original Performer:

Beatles

Parody Song Title:

"Nosehair Man"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

a little immature, but hey
he's a real nose hair man
developed a nose hair land
shaving all his nose hair hairs for nobody

does he have a point of view?
knows not that we see it too
hairs are bigger than feet 2 or 3
nose hair man, please listen
your nose hairs ain't missing
nose hair man, cut those damn nose hairs

he's as blind as he could be
his nose hairs sprouted a tree
nose hair man, your nose hair's six feet tall
nose hair man, do worry
cause your nose is fuzzy
leave it all, don't shave it yourself
use a razor

hairs too big to now breathe through
nose hairs are way too big too
aren't they about feet 2 or 3
nose hair man, please listen
your nose hairs ain't missing
nose hair man, cut those damn nose hairs

he's a real nose hair man
developed a nose hair land
in his nose, his hairs are bland and forest-y
in his nose, his hairs are bland and forest-y
in his nose, his hairs are bland and forest-y
MFLORIO45@hotmail.com

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Guy - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Who 'nose' what made you write this. Great original idea on a Beatles song. Nice job.
Wild Man - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL ! Mikey, nice job.
Johnny D - November 09, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL ! Great goofiness!
Smurf and Mr. Horse - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
Silly stuff and funny Michael ;-)
Mikey - November 11, 2003 - Report this comment
lol...thanks everyone!
Peregrin - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice and silly, Mike
Diva - November 12, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL! This reminds me of my father in law.
Reggie - July 29, 2004 - Report this comment
"A little immature, but heh", it gave me a laugh!

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