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Song Parodies -> "God Sent The Storm"

Original Song Title:

"God Only Knows"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Beach Boys

Parody Song Title:

"God Sent The Storm"

Parody Written by:

Hu's On First

The Lyrics

Well, it didn't take very long before a pastor and self-proclaimed "Bible scholar", John McTernan, caused a ruckus by claiming that God sent Hurricane Sandy to punish America for not only homosexuality, but also the Israeli-Palestinian peace talks of 1991 (!). He also attacked Obama as a Muslim Brotherhood supporter and Romney as a big time supporter of homosexuals in the military and the Boy Scouts.
You might just think I'm crazy
But all you godless freaks don't faze me
You never need to doubt it
'Cause totally sure about it

God sent the storm 'cause he's mad at the gays
God sent the storm, now his wrath made us pay

Sandy is retribution
'Cause we back the two state solution
O wants Muzz domination
But Mitt supports gay infiltration

God sent the storm 'cause he's mad at the gays
God sent the storm, now his wrath made us pay
God sent the storm
God sent the storm 'cause he's mad at the gays
God bless America? Not what I say!
God sent the storm
God sent the storm 'cause he's mad at the gays
So they'd get blown, but not in the same way
God sent the storm
God sent the storm 'cause he's mad at the gays
God sent the storm, why can't we just obey?
God sent the storm
God sent the storm 'cause he's mad at the gays
Science has proved this is true, by the way
God sent the storm
God sent the storm 'cause he's mad at the gays
God sent the storm, there're no rainbows today
God sent the storm
God sent the storm 'cause he's mad at the gays

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Amanda - November 02, 2012 - Report this comment
He's not mad at the gays, He's mad at Justin Bieber.
Al Gore - November 02, 2012 - Report this comment
No, no! It was Global Warming... er, Climate Change! Thou hast offended Environment Almighty! Down on your knees and repent sinners, ere Environment Almighty decides to smite ye again!

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