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Song Parodies -> "Regulate Me Baby"

Original Song Title:

"Rock Me Baby"

Original Performer:

BB King

Parody Song Title:

"Regulate Me Baby"

Parody Written by:

MarthaDTox

The Lyrics

This was a song written about the Chairman of the Financial Srvices Authority (like the SEC) in the UK who was voted one of the world.s sexiest men by listeners to a woman's radio programme ....
Regulate me all night long
Regulate me baby now
Just do it to me all night long
I want you to regulate me baby
Cos I know I done you wrong


Rule me baby
Get your rule book out (oooh it's so big!!!)
I need you to rule me baby
why don't you just ... get it out
if you don't get it out now baby - you'll never know what it's all about.... - don't you want to find out?

Lay down the law for me baby
Just give me what I deserve
Lay it down for me darling
I think you should know by now what I deserve
Just ..... get down
Now don't you go and lose your nerve now

How about some strict compliance baby
You know the kind... the kind that makes you feel so good
I need some strict compliance baby
Cos I'm really in the mood

Come on and correct me baby
Don't you hesitate
Correct me baby
Ooooh I just can't wait
If you don't do it to me soon .....I think it might just be too late

I need some enforcement baby
I need it all the time
I need some enforcement baby
Ooooh yes..., that's the kind
If you don't give some of your sweet enforcement baby
That's what I really would call a crime

Regulate me Baby
Regulate me all night long
Regulate me baby now
Oooh you're so strong
I need you to regulate me baby

Cos it really ....really.... turns me on

Etc etc etc ad lib

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Paul Wooten - February 24, 2004 - Report this comment
Here's hopin you got more than the 5's I'm givin' ya from him!
Martha - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
there's no answer to that thanks for the 5s Paul
Agrimorfee - September 02, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Good stuff Maynard.
Adagio - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
ABC) 5's :D
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 06, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABCs) Another of your works that I just loved! Some real denominatrix lovin' here!
Johnny D - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) This parody is the final bit of proof we all need to realize Freud was right --- EVERYTHING really IS all about sex!!
Rick D - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Johnny has revealed the secret to his writing prowess.
Peregrin - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Yes..."I need some enforcement baby". Good thing Merry is on holiday!
Guy - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC's) I'm glad things are regulated on this site. Fine parody. 5s.
martha - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for the funny comments... you are all very sharp and witty! I take my hat off .. i can't do witty comments!
Paul Robinson - September 11, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Martha, superb job here. Yes, we all occasionally need "Strict Regulatory Attention", don't we? 5's...
neminem - September 12, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Yeah, I know how you feel, Martha - I can't do witty comments justice either. But, as I frequently wrote in peoples' yearbooks back in high school, "If you want a witty comment here, write one yourself." But anyway, this song was quite inspired, and has been 5'd.
martha - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
hey Eminem you are full of contradictions .. that was a witty comment! thanks for the vote
martha - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
hey Eminem you are full of contradictions .. that was a witty comment! thanks for the vote
Claude Prez - September 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Oooh, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to submit...this comment saying I really enjoyed this.
John Jenkins - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I have spent about 20 years in the banking industry and dealt with a lot of banking regulators, none of whom I would consider sexy, but I can definitely relate to the compliance and enforcement lines. Well done, Martha.
martha - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
well John I was a banking regulator .. maybe if you had dealt with me you might have taken a slightly different view!!
Phil Alexander - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Thought I'd already commented on this one - another beautifully intelligent and witty parody :-)
John Jenkins - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
I suspect that you are right, Martha. Somehow I cannot envision most of the regulators that I have encountered with the sense of humor to write the kinds of parodies you do.
Johnny D - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
If the Senior Banking Regulator and all of her subordinates were fired and reduced to pan-handling, would that make her the Senior Ranking Begulator?
martha - September 15, 2004 - Report this comment
excellent stuff! you guys are all so funny...thanks for the comments!!!!

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