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Song Parodies -> "Regulate Me Baby"
Original Song Title:
"Rock Me Baby"
Original Performer:
BB King
Parody Song Title:
"Regulate Me Baby"
Parody Written by:
MarthaDTox
The Lyrics
This was a song written about the Chairman of the Financial Srvices Authority (like the SEC) in the UK who was voted one of the world.s sexiest men by listeners to a woman's radio programme ....
Regulate me all night long
Regulate me baby now
Just do it to me all night long
I want you to regulate me baby
Cos I know I done you wrong
Rule me baby
Get your rule book out (oooh it's so big!!!)
I need you to rule me baby
why don't you just ... get it out
if you don't get it out now baby - you'll never know what it's all about.... - don't you want to find out?
Lay down the law for me baby
Just give me what I deserve
Lay it down for me darling
I think you should know by now what I deserve
Just ..... get down
Now don't you go and lose your nerve now
How about some strict compliance baby
You know the kind... the kind that makes you feel so good
I need some strict compliance baby
Cos I'm really in the mood
Come on and correct me baby
Don't you hesitate
Correct me baby
Ooooh I just can't wait
If you don't do it to me soon .....I think it might just be too late
I need some enforcement baby
I need it all the time
I need some enforcement baby
Ooooh yes..., that's the kind
If you don't give some of your sweet enforcement baby
That's what I really would call a crime
Regulate me Baby
Regulate me all night long
Regulate me baby now
Oooh you're so strong
I need you to regulate me baby
Cos it really ....really.... turns me on
Etc etc etc ad lib
Regulate me baby now
Just do it to me all night long
I want you to regulate me baby
Cos I know I done you wrong
Rule me baby
Get your rule book out (oooh it's so big!!!)
I need you to rule me baby
why don't you just ... get it out
if you don't get it out now baby - you'll never know what it's all about.... - don't you want to find out?
Lay down the law for me baby
Just give me what I deserve
Lay it down for me darling
I think you should know by now what I deserve
Just ..... get down
Now don't you go and lose your nerve now
How about some strict compliance baby
You know the kind... the kind that makes you feel so good
I need some strict compliance baby
Cos I'm really in the mood
Come on and correct me baby
Don't you hesitate
Correct me baby
Ooooh I just can't wait
If you don't do it to me soon .....I think it might just be too late
I need some enforcement baby
I need it all the time
I need some enforcement baby
Ooooh yes..., that's the kind
If you don't give some of your sweet enforcement baby
That's what I really would call a crime
Regulate me Baby
Regulate me all night long
Regulate me baby now
Oooh you're so strong
I need you to regulate me baby
Cos it really ....really.... turns me on
Etc etc etc ad lib
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Here's hopin you got more than the 5's I'm givin' ya from him!
there's no answer to that thanks for the 5s Paul
(ABC) Good stuff Maynard.
ABC) 5's :D
(ABCs) Another of your works that I just loved! Some real denominatrix lovin' here!
(ABC) This parody is the final bit of proof we all need to realize Freud was right --- EVERYTHING really IS all about sex!!
Johnny has revealed the secret to his writing prowess.
Yes..."I need some enforcement baby". Good thing Merry is on holiday!
(ABC's) I'm glad things are regulated on this site. Fine parody. 5s.
thanks for the funny comments... you are all very sharp and witty! I take my hat off .. i can't do witty comments!
(ABC) Martha, superb job here. Yes, we all occasionally need "Strict Regulatory Attention", don't we? 5's...
(ABC) Yeah, I know how you feel, Martha - I can't do witty comments justice either. But, as I frequently wrote in peoples' yearbooks back in high school, "If you want a witty comment here, write one yourself." But anyway, this song was quite inspired, and has been 5'd.
hey Eminem you are full of contradictions .. that was a witty comment! thanks for the vote
hey Eminem you are full of contradictions .. that was a witty comment! thanks for the vote
Oooh, I'm afraid I'm gonna have to submit...this comment saying I really enjoyed this.
I have spent about 20 years in the banking industry and dealt with a lot of banking regulators, none of whom I would consider sexy, but I can definitely relate to the compliance and enforcement lines. Well done, Martha.
well John I was a banking regulator .. maybe if you had dealt with me you might have taken a slightly different view!!
Thought I'd already commented on this one - another beautifully intelligent and witty parody :-)
I suspect that you are right, Martha. Somehow I cannot envision most of the regulators that I have encountered with the sense of humor to write the kinds of parodies you do.
If the Senior Banking Regulator and all of her subordinates were fired and reduced to pan-handling, would that make her the Senior Ranking Begulator?
excellent stuff! you guys are all so funny...thanks for the comments!!!!
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