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Song Parodies -> "I'll Never Smell Again"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Never Smile Again"

Original Performer:

Barry Manilow

Parody Song Title:

"I'll Never Smell Again"

Parody Written by:

The Uncouth Kid

The Lyrics


I'll Never Smell Again
I used to smell, it's true
You had to hold your nose,
And ask me to shoo

The tears would fill your eyes,
From fumes between my thighs
Now all of this is through...

I'll never stink again
I use cologne and Cheer
Wonder if that was why,
Poor Rover died last year
I'm cleaning all my parts,
So now I will never start
To smell again,
Unless I smell like you.

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