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Song Parodies -> "Tickets"

Original Song Title:

"Money (That's What I Want)"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Barrett Strong

Parody Song Title:

"Tickets"

Parody Written by:

Christopher Long

The Lyrics

The everyday struggle of finding seating at the cinema. Enjoy!
Online tickets have a booking fee
I need to book for my friends and me
I need tickets
(But not at the front)
But not at the front
(But not at the front)
I'll do the baaaaaack
(But not at the front)
But not at front
(But not at the front)

I would hate to see my credit bill
But cinema gives me such a thrill
I need tickets
(Wanna see those stunts)
Wanna see those stunts
(Wanna see those stunts)
It's such a buuuuuuuuuuzz
(Wanna see those stunts)
To see those stunts
(Wanna see those stunts)

At the front it's just too close
And it makes the actors look gross
But I need tickets
(They're further back)
They're further back
(They're further back)
Time for the first aaaaaaact
(They're further back)
They're further back
(They're further back)

Tickets
(And the film begins)
Come on everybody!
(And the film begins)
Do you want any snacks?
(And the film begins)
Uh-huh
(And the film begins)
Lights go doooooooown
(And the film begins)
It's really funny
(And the film begins)
Oh so funny
(And the film begins)
Oh that green screen
(And the film begins)
Yeah
(And the film begins)
The acting is so serene
(And the film begins)
Credits rooooooooooooll
(And the film ends)
Give me tickets
Lots of tickets...

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