Song Parodies -> A Brain For My Crusade
| Original Song Title: | "Don't Rain On My Parade" |
| Original Performer: | Barbra Streisand |
| Parody Song Title: | "A Brain For My Crusade" |
| Parody Written by: | Alvin Rhodes |
don't tell me he won't live...i still will putter
i'm handy and a son's...among the clutter
just wait till i have found...a brain for my crusade
don't tell me not to try...i've simply got to
it someone ends up killed...hope me and not you
just wait till i have found...a brain for my crusade
i'll send my man out
i'll keep it mum
i hope it pans out
oh what a prankster...they say i only fake it
monster ?...i guess i'm gonna make it
i've given him a form...of sheer perfection
and soon he will be warm...with resurrection
the wonder of the gift of life will fill his eyes
i gotta try once...i gotta fry once
only can die once, right sir ?
ooh...lightning's juicy...juicy as can be
a bolt may surely bite, sir
get ready for him folks, cause he's a stunner
he's really gonna march around this summer
just wait till i have found a brain for my crusade
he's gonna live..and live now
get what i want...i know how
switch thrown and it goes ka-bang
fuse blown as wires droop and hang
zapped by the lightning...ka-zam
one shot...a big spark...then BAM !
hey mr. monster...here's my plan
i'll send my man out
i will keep it mum
i hope it pans out
oh what a prankster...they say i only fake it
monster ?...i guess i'm gonna make it
get ready for him folks, cause he's a stunner
he's really gonna march around this summer
just wait till i have found a brain for my crusade
a body....got a body
i need a brain for my crusade
i'm handy and a son's...among the clutter
just wait till i have found...a brain for my crusade
don't tell me not to try...i've simply got to
it someone ends up killed...hope me and not you
just wait till i have found...a brain for my crusade
i'll send my man out
i'll keep it mum
i hope it pans out
oh what a prankster...they say i only fake it
monster ?...i guess i'm gonna make it
i've given him a form...of sheer perfection
and soon he will be warm...with resurrection
the wonder of the gift of life will fill his eyes
i gotta try once...i gotta fry once
only can die once, right sir ?
ooh...lightning's juicy...juicy as can be
a bolt may surely bite, sir
get ready for him folks, cause he's a stunner
he's really gonna march around this summer
just wait till i have found a brain for my crusade
he's gonna live..and live now
get what i want...i know how
switch thrown and it goes ka-bang
fuse blown as wires droop and hang
zapped by the lightning...ka-zam
one shot...a big spark...then BAM !
hey mr. monster...here's my plan
i'll send my man out
i will keep it mum
i hope it pans out
oh what a prankster...they say i only fake it
monster ?...i guess i'm gonna make it
get ready for him folks, cause he's a stunner
he's really gonna march around this summer
just wait till i have found a brain for my crusade
a body....got a body
i need a brain for my crusade
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Heh heh, you probably know I like good Frankenstein parodies, like this one ... 5s, IT'S ALIVE! IT'S ALIVE!
A monster hit, here...and will definitely not Boris..5's
thanks johnny and AFW
Loved it!
thanks ravyn
Fives for Frankenstreis.
Bravo!
thanks john and PMS
555 - I could just picture Colin Clive singing this. Barbra Streisand would make a good bride of Frankenstein. Monsters on Broadway.
It took me a while to work out what this was about (blame the flu) but when I finally cracked it, I loved it! 555
: D At first, I thought this was about B.S. herself, especially with 'a brain for my crusade' part...guess not. : ) 5's
thanks 2eagle kristof and adagio
I was expecting this one to be about GWB for some reason... funny, Alvin :-)
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