Song Parodies -> Hell No Dolly
| Original Song Title: | "Hello Dolly" |
| Original Performer: | Barbra Streisand |
| Parody Song Title: | "Hell No Dolly" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
This is done a bit tongue in cheek...I don't really think Dolly is over the hill, yet...
(We say) Hell No, Dolly,
Time to Go, Dolly
Take that silicone back home,
And just write songs...
You're gettin' old, Dolly
We smell mold, Dolly
Now, you know if your bra breaks,
Your knees just ain't that strong...
Botox ain't free, Dolly
No more surgery, Dolly
You're not that sweet young country chick
You used to be...
So take some naps, Dolly
Sit down and count your laps, Dolly
(You know old age is startin').....
Time that showbiz and Dolly's Parton.....
Company....
Time to Go, Dolly
Take that silicone back home,
And just write songs...
You're gettin' old, Dolly
We smell mold, Dolly
Now, you know if your bra breaks,
Your knees just ain't that strong...
Botox ain't free, Dolly
No more surgery, Dolly
You're not that sweet young country chick
You used to be...
So take some naps, Dolly
Sit down and count your laps, Dolly
(You know old age is startin').....
Time that showbiz and Dolly's Parton.....
Company....
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Begging your Parton, but I must give you "5's" here ~ ~ ~
I'm not much of a Dolly fan, so I'm giving you some high 5's!
maybe not over the hill, but it might be gettin' tough SEEING over those hills.....5s
Thanks Paul, Tim, Alvin...Good comment puns..
Nice work AFW! 5s...
Thanks Arwen
Great title, well done
Major guffaw from the title alone - nice work, AFW :-)
Pretty good. Your pacing was flawed on the last three lines. Good Parton company pun.
Thanks Claude, Phil, and J. ...Yes, I purposely made what I feel were compatible syllable variations at the tag ending...Different artists sometimes change endings anyway...sometimes even interior lyrics.
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