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Song Parodies -> "Hell No Dolly"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Dolly"

Original Performer:

Barbra Streisand

Parody Song Title:

"Hell No Dolly"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

This is done a bit tongue in cheek...I don't really think Dolly is over the hill, yet...
(We say) Hell No, Dolly,
Time to Go, Dolly
Take that silicone back home,
And just write songs...

You're gettin' old, Dolly
We smell mold, Dolly
Now, you know if your bra breaks,
Your knees just ain't that strong...

Botox ain't free, Dolly
No more surgery, Dolly
You're not that sweet young country chick
You used to be...

So take some naps, Dolly
Sit down and count your laps, Dolly
(You know old age is startin').....
Time that showbiz and Dolly's Parton.....
Company....

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.9
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 12

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Paul Robinson - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Begging your Parton, but I must give you "5's" here ~ ~ ~
Tim Mayfield - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not much of a Dolly fan, so I'm giving you some high 5's!
alvin rhodes - December 05, 2004 - Report this comment
maybe not over the hill, but it might be gettin' tough SEEING over those hills.....5s
AFW - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Paul, Tim, Alvin...Good comment puns..
Arwen - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice work AFW! 5s...
AFW - December 06, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Arwen
Claude Prez - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Great title, well done
Phil Alexander - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Major guffaw from the title alone - nice work, AFW :-)
J. Mailman - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty good. Your pacing was flawed on the last three lines. Good Parton company pun.
AFW - December 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Claude, Phil, and J. ...Yes, I purposely made what I feel were compatible syllable variations at the tag ending...Different artists sometimes change endings anyway...sometimes even interior lyrics.

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