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Song Parodies -> "Mammaries"

Original Song Title:

"The Way We Were"

Original Performer:

Barbra Streisand

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The Lyrics

Any woman who has ever breast fed a child will relate. Just read it. I dare you.
Sore and bigger than they were
Hubby thinks it is fantastic
Now my top half makes him stir

I was never
Well endowed, I must confess
Then, voila! When I got pregnant
Suddenly my chest was blessed

Can it be that I was really smaller then?
Or has time inflated both my girls?
If I had the chance to feed my babe just now
Tell me would they.....
Go away......?

I can see my hubby's joy
But when baby starts to crying
He has to give up this new "toy"

Cause it's the baby
Who gets to nuzzle
My hubby sure is puzzled
As baby starts to guzzle
Why can't he play
This great, new way?

(C)2003, Valerie Duffy. (All right, ladies, check for leakage, and relax. The song is over.)

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Total Votes: 1

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Diva - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Great parody Duffy!
Johnny D - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Mmm-mmm !
Meriadoc - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Interesting.... ;-)
Adagio - November 20, 2003 - Report this comment
Hehehehe! Good parody, Duffy.

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