Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Hello Collie"

Original Song Title:

"Hello Dolly"

Original Performer:

Barbara Streisand

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Collie"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hello collie...
Well, hello, collie
Hope you're penned and tied up
With a chain that's strong
I hear your bark, collie..
In the dark, collie
Been out bowlin'..
Home, I'm strollin'
Comes your growlin' song

Right now you sound closer..
Musn't run, no sir..
I pray barkin' dogs don't bite..
Like old tales tell..
Me, don't eat, collie..
I'm tough and wrinkled meat, collie
Take a big sniff and run away, old pal..

Hello collie..
Well, hello, collie
Hope your master calls you back
Where you belong
I'm kinda' shook, collie.
Mean, you look, collie
Got me shakin' me quakin''..
You're big as King Kong

I sense my doom sealin'..
That sinkin' gloom feelin'..
By the way, I loved your film,
"Lassie Come Home"
Hey, there, good boy, collie..
Quick lick, and just enjoy, collie
Atta boy, please don't bite my lap,
Waggin' your tail now..Shep, old chap,
You made this parody a hap-py poem..

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.0

Total Votes: 3

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   2

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

Old Man Ribber - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Today, you prove the old saying that great things happen in threes. Nice job...and not the least melan-collie, baby! ;D
LilSnowCakes - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh, Hello Scotty; just say it's soooo Scotty . . . my LuLuScotty would approve of this one, Sir L'Air, Mighty Duke oEdge !
AFW - December 14, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, OM...good pun....and thanks, Lilsnow..sing it to LuLu

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 929