Momma sees us writing all these parodies
Sometimes gives a helpful word or two
Then we post the parodies on AmIRight
And momma always asks us "FAB how did you do?"

"No-bo-dy ever votes on our songs ma! That's the breaks but life goes on"
"No-bo-dy ever votes on our songs ma! That's the breaks but life goes on"

Momma asks us "FAB why do you waste your time
Writing for that stupid Internet?
Maybe if you spent more time on Algebra
You would improve those lousy grades you always get"

"We feel glee once we wrote a new song ma! That's the way that life goes ma"
"We feel glee once we wrote a new song ma! That's the way that life goes ma"

And though we know only one or two might vote
At least they us'ally take the time to comment on the parody we wrote
(Thanks, guys!)

We will never be no good at Algebra
(Grammar's real bad too as you can see)
But if one or two critique us when they vote
Maybe someday we'll write a brilliant parody!

"Maybe three folks will vote on our songs, ma! That would really be da bomb!"
"Maybe three folks will vote on our songs, ma! That would really be da bomb!"