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Song Parodies -> "Dang'rous Tools"

Original Song Title:

"Chain Of Fools"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"Dang'rous Tools"

Parody Written by:

Alvin Rhodes

The Lyrics

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by dang'rous tools

for five long years...a safe shop i had ran
a cry rang out...it was a voice filled with pain
"ow, its got me", he said loudly..."i don't wanna die at school"
he started to scream, "these machines can be cruel"

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by dang'rous tools

every class has got a weak link...there's always one child
oh lord, give me strength...and hey...(ow ow ow ow)
i told you to leave that alone (ow ow ow ow)
stop it or you're going home (ow ow ow ow)
the poor kid says he feels queasy (ow ow ow ow)
oh, and my own stomach's not too strong (ow ow ow ow)
i'm afraid that you're...

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by dang'rous tools

oh, one of these mornings....a neck is gonna break
it just might be today...and all it takes is one mistake
and you're...

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maimed maimed maimed (maimed maimed maimed)
maimed maimed maimed (maimed maimed maimed)
by dang'rous tools

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Spaff.com - December 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks to the miracle of Chucky's sorting features, I believe I have located the very second Alvin Rhodes parody submitted to Amiright. It confirms my suspicions that you have been contributing top-notch stuff since day two. I'm maimed, er, thrilled, to be the first one to vote and comment on this.

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