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Song Parodies -> "(You Make Me Veal With) A Side of Grilled Salmon"

Original Song Title:

"(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman"

Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"(You Make Me Veal With) A Side of Grilled Salmon"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

This is about a relationship, where he's only in it for her cooking, and she's only in it for, well, you'll see.
Cooking out with my fat girlfriend
She's only dated big guys who
Have all had food-related hunger-tempting names
Frank, Reuben, Graham, Stu, and Barry
My name is James, I'm thin and
Slim Jims you eat
You're staring at me like a piece of meat

You make me veal
You make me veal
You make me veal with a side of grilled salmon

Cleaned my bowl, I'm done, I loved it
And now I'm feeling so stuffed
I just want to give you a big bear hug
But my arms aren't long enough
Now I am thinking that was
The best I have had
But you are asking me why on Earth I am so sad

'Cause you made me peel
You made me peel
You made me peel the onions and now I'm crying

But baby that's not really why
It's 'cause it's time for "dessert"
You grab a hold of me
And I start to sound like a pig being hurt

You make me squeal
You make me squeal
You make me squeal like you're the man and I'm the woman

When you drive you peel
Out and burn wheels
You make me squeal like I'm a car that you're riding

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Qualified Admirer - July 05, 2010 - Report this comment
You obviously have skilz... suggest you copy TT, Phil A. or JAB

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