-> "(You Make Me Veal With) A Side of Grilled Salmon"
Original Song Title:
"(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman"
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Parody Song Title:
"(You Make Me Veal With) A Side of Grilled Salmon"
The Lyrics
Cooking out with my fat girlfriend
She's only dated big guys who
Have all had food-related hunger-tempting names
Frank, Reuben, Graham, Stu, and Barry
My name is James, I'm thin and
Slim Jims you eat
You're staring at me like a piece of meat
You make me veal
You make me veal
You make me veal with a side of grilled salmon
Cleaned my bowl, I'm done, I loved it
And now I'm feeling so stuffed
I just want to give you a big bear hug
But my arms aren't long enough
Now I am thinking that was
The best I have had
But you are asking me why on Earth I am so sad
'Cause you made me peel
You made me peel
You made me peel the onions and now I'm crying
But baby that's not really why
It's 'cause it's time for "dessert"
You grab a hold of me
And I start to sound like a pig being hurt
You make me squeal
You make me squeal
You make me squeal like you're the man and I'm the woman
When you drive you peel
Out and burn wheels
You make me squeal like I'm a car that you're riding
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