Song Parodies -> Food Makes Me Feel Like a Big Fat Beach Whale

Original Song Title:

"(You Make Me Feel Like) A Natural Woman"

Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

  
Parody Song Title:

"Food Makes Me Feel Like a Big Fat Beach Whale"

Parody Written by:

Terrance Tucker

A tender love song for people and their addiction to food, Aretha Franklin, and others
Pigging out at Hometown Café
I Used to look very skinny
And when I got up to get another plate
Lord, I think I took one too many
Before thay day I grew huge
Life was very kind
Eating food was my piece of mind

CHORUS
'Cause food makes me feel
Food makes me feel
Food makes me feel like a big fat beached whale (WHALE!)

Later on, I grew up big and wide
I took up two whole cities
The people stopped, stared and laughed at me
Thought I was two committees
I could help but wonder
Just why I got so big
I ate and ate forever like a greedy pig

CHORUS

Oh, Food, look what you done to me
(What you done to me?)
I really feel so big and wide
(Big and wide)
Oh, I just want to be
(Want to be!)
Thin again so I can feel alive!

'Cause food makes me feel
Food makes me feel
Food makes me feel like a big fat beached whale (WHALE!)
Cause food makes me feel
Food makes me feel
Food makes me feel like a big fat beached whale (WHALE
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Dominic L. - August 20, 2005 - Report this comment
If you like food songs, you should read my parody of the abbey road album! Sorry, Just a little self advertisment.

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