Tall and tan... and short and ugly:
The girl and chimpanzee, they go walkin'
Tarzan is stalkin' and sees them walk and says... "ug"
He don't talk, just eats bananas and
Swings and drools and prays intently that
When they pass, he can spot her ass and say... "ug"

Oh, Tarzan wants her so badly
Each day, he swings high above her
He would approach her, but sadly
Every day as she walks through the trees,
She flirts with that damned chimpanzee!

Tall and tan... and short and ugly:
The girl and chimpanzee, they go walkin'
But would she walk down the aisle
With a chimpanzee?
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Tall and tan... and short and ugly:
The girl and chimpanzee keep on walkin'
Tarzan keeps stalkin', he likes her walk -- he says... "ug"
As he swings, he eats bananas and
Drinks and drools and prays intently that
When they pass, he can spot her ass and say... "ug"

Jane... she looks great in a loincloth
Oh, she would make such a prime mate,
If it came down to a coin toss,
And poor Tarzan got down on his knees,
Would Jane give up her chimpanzee?

Tall and tan... and tall and hairy:
Someday, Tarzan and Jane will go walkin'
And as Jane's talkin', Tarzan will walk and say... "ug"
He won't get much past "ug"
He might get up to "bug"...
(Oh, that big hairy lug...)