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Song Parodies -> "You Kneeded Me"

Original Song Title:

"You Needed Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Anne Murray

Parody Song Title:

"You Kneeded Me"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I was just flour,
Dry in a bowl
You added yeast
To give me soul
Then you poured in,
Water to dampen me
You stirred me up
Gave me consistency
And then,
You Kneeded me

Chorus:
You gave me strength
You warmed me with your hand
Then pressed me flat
And rolled me smooth again
You twirled me high above the countertop
I knew that you would never miss and let me drop
You Kneeded Me,
You Kneeded Me

Let me set, I puffed up so
Poked me back into dough..
And kneeded me, replaced my air
In a nice warm place,
Gave me my space
And made me proud,
Proud to be your loaf endowed
So plump and fair..

Then in a pan
You baked me just
Your special way
All crisp of crust
Buttered me up,
And held me to your lips,
I'll show my thanks,
By sticking to your hips,
My calories are pips..

You gave me shape,
And warmed me with your hand
Then pressed me flat,
And rolled me smooth again
You twirled me high above the countertop
I knew that you would never miss and let me drop
You Kneeded Me
You Kneeded Me



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2Eagle - September 02, 2008 - Report this comment
Good use of a homynim.

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