He went away
And Sharkey came in Shire and bothered us every night
And, when we wouldn't obey him
He did things that weren't very nice..

My Samwise's back, with Merry, Frodo, Pippin
(Hey la, hey la, my Samwise's back)
When you see them comin', your sorry heart is flippin'
(Hey la, hey la, my Samwise's back)
You've defaced Shire and you've been cruel
(Hey la, hey la, my Samwise's back)
So look out now, 'cause they will be after you
(Hey la, hey la, my Samwise's back)

Hey, he sees what you've been doin'
And he knows that hobbits are you booin'

They have been in the service of King
(Hey la, hey la, my Samwise's back)
Now, they're back, and you'll know a thing
(Hey la, hey la, my Samwise's back)
You're gonna be sorry you were ever born
(Hey la, hey la, my Samwise's back)
'Cause he is very brave and he will you just scorn
(Hey la, hey la, my Samwise's back)

Hey, he knows that trees you have been fellin'
Now, he knows, your rat-ass here is smellin''
What made you think he'd be scared of your men?
You're a big man, bah, but he has been in Shelob's den
Wait and see!

My Samwise's back; he's gonna free our habitation
(Hey la, hey la, my Samwise's back)
If I were you, I'd take evacuation
(Hey la, hey la, my Samwise's back)

Hey, I can see him comin'
Now, you better start a-runnin'

*instrumental*

Wait and see!

My Samwise's back; he's gonna free our habitation
La, hey la, my Samwise's back
La, hey la, my Samwise's back