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Song Parodies -> "It's The Most Blasphemous Time of the Year"

Original Song Title:

"It's the Most Wonderful Time of The Year"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"It's The Most Blasphemous Time of the Year"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Looks like our old sahib, "Bing" Laden, is back to spread some more Christmas fear with his latest Christmas al qa'eral. What's eating "Al Bingle" today is the fact that the story of Jesus, the son of God, being born in a manger is a blasphemy which violates the First Principle of Islam -- There is no God but Allah
It's the most blasphemous time of the year
With the Jews dreidle-shinning
As Christians are spinning "Allah has a peer"
It's the most blasphemous time of the year

It's the crap- crappiest time of the fraud
With infidels smirking
And strange, happy shirking* that Isa's a god
It's the crap- crappiest time of the fraud

There'll be alchohol toasting
Not heeding signpostings
Of peril-ing down to The Fire
There'll be stories of mangers
And ignoring the dangers
Of stirring up Al Hakim's* ire

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much molar-gnashing
And instant heat-rashing
As End Times draw near
It's the most wonderful time of the year

There'll be kuffars for roasting
Blasphemers are toasting
For failing to walk the True Path
There'll be mercy implorers
Who now see the horrors
Of stirring up Al Hakim's wrath

It's the most wonderful time of the year
There'll be much Mahdi-dodging
Too late for dislodging
That "Son of God" smear
It's the most wonderful time of the year
*Shirk -- "Sharing" in the oneness of Allah; ie, claiming that Jesus (Isa) is the Son of God .... *Al Hakim -- The One who Judges; one of the 99 names of Allah, sometimes used by Islamophrenic parodists who need 3 syllables to stay on pace :)

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 16

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 1   2
 2   1
 3   1
 4   2
 5   10

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Jonathan - December 13, 2016 - Report this comment
God, I love that OS! it's spectacular! Merry Christmas! 5s
CML - December 13, 2016 - Report this comment
In that case, Jonathan, you'll love "It's The Most Wonderful Time in Eight Years" on YouTube, celebrating the Trump Victory. Has 3 million hits
Jonathan - December 14, 2016 - Report this comment
yeah, Thanks Lennie, my mother showed me that video a few days ago, and you're right, I do love it! rating it as an amiright work, there were a few pacing issues, where syllables had to be rushed, but really good. makes me happy to see some people celebrating, rather than whining!
Melanie Lee - December 15, 2016 - Report this comment
This is cleverly written, and it seems to show some knowledge of Islam. I did gently snort a couple of times. It also seems to buy into stereotypes. 5 for pacing; I wavered between 3 and 4 for "how funny"; finally gave you a 5-4-4. Folks, this is how you rate a parody that has nearly spot-on pacing but whose ideas offend you (at least a little in this case). You DON'T give the pacing a "1"!
CML - December 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Well, of course, Melanie. I simply shrug off all one-bombs as meaningless. I never post a parody unless the pacing is near perfect. I'll sing the song in my head to ensure that it sings exactly like the OS. So even if I were to see 100 one bombs on a thread it wouldn't make me doubt my abilities, because it's simply a case of people making 100 laughably ridiculous judgments, at least with regard to pacing ..... What has bothered me lately is the lack of positive feedback; that makes me think that maybe I have lost some sort of edge
CML - December 19, 2016 - Report this comment
Now as for another part of your comment, Melanie, there's no stereotyping going on here, just facts. The first principle of Islam is the "Oneness" of Allah -- There is no God but Allah. If you don't believe that; if you believe that Jesus is also God, or Son of God, you are not a Muslim ... And those who are not Muslims will be damned to eternal punishment in the next life. Pick up a Quran and open it to any page. Within two pages you'll see a statement like, "For surely Allah has prepared a place in the Fire for those who do not believe." You'll find that statement or some iteration of it at least 200 times in the Quran

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