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Song Parodies -> "Chris Christie"

Original Song Title:

"Moon River"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Chris Christie"

Parody Written by:

Squire Malloy

The Lyrics

Christie endorses Romney, locks up south Jersey!
Chris Christie, wider than a mile
You'll fit through a turnstile someday
No matter, you opted not to run
New Jersey,s tons of fun, you say
You've thrown your weight behind the Mitt
Hey just think of it, your team could be a hit
Chris christie, VP!

Two Yankees, out to win the South
But one has a big mouth, you see
A Mormon, and a Catholic Wop
In Dixieland they're sure to flop
The rebels just don't like their kind
It's Rick who they're behind, Christians of one mind
Chris Christie, R.I.P!

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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Patrick - October 13, 2011 - Report this comment
If Christie doesn't want the presidency, I doubt he would want to be VP. I like the image of him trying to fit through a turnstile.
Barry J. Mitchel - October 14, 2011 - Report this comment
A bit off on pacing at the end (R.I.P.) and typos (Jersey,s & christie) 354
Wop is an archaic slur that the editors should have caught. Tut, tut.
Hayley Barbour just said that Herman Cain could sweep the South (figuratively).
Squire Malloy - October 14, 2011 - Report this comment
Barry, thanks for the constructive criticism. Very sloppy with the typos and I apologize. My Italian wife informed me that wop is short for "without papers". I didn't know that.

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