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Song Parodies -> "Swoon Giver"

Original Song Title:

"Moon River"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Swoon Giver"

Parody Written by:

John Barry

The Lyrics

Swoon Giver

Swoon giver—sliders make you smile.
That boss thing drives you wild, come day.
Oh scream maker, that part quaker.
Opposite of goin', you're O'in' that way.

Slough rifter, way off it's unfurled,
Like a flagpole from a burled tree.
You're after some came drainhole spend, 'batin' with a bent
Wide bucklecherry friend, swoon giver, hands-free.

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Johnny D - May 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job....your original thought of poon quiver would have worked, too. Hey, a "quiver" is a cylindrical container that holds arrows.....hmmm....a poon with it, JB!
Kristof Robertson - June 01, 2004 - Report this comment
You are a filthy, filthy man, Mr Barry. 555 :-) I think chucky must have given up on the censorship!

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