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Song Parodies -> "Two Ribbers?"

Original Song Title:

"Moon River"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Two Ribbers?"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

Thanks for your kind words and high scores yesterday. Today's following songs are way more political and might make you wonder how such diverse works could possibly come from the same amirighter. Maybe there are more than one of us! ;D

Two Ribbers? Surely that's the case.
One's kind - one's in your face. It's true!
One's delighting. One's igniting
A room war of flame. It's a shame, I'll tell you.

One's gentle, everybody's friend.
And one's a damn rear end! How odd!
Yet to the same goal both will strive:
Give you mirth and jive - and always give a five.
Two Ribbers - One Todd!

(Two Ribbers? One's hilarity,
The other's not P.C.! We're vexed!)
Both are funny, and quite punny.
There's no way of knowing who's showing up next!

Two stylists - One's a sweet buffoon
And one's a mean baboon - a clod!
One man who has more than one side?
Jeckyl and a Hyde? It can not be denied.
Two Ribbers - One Todd!

I sincerely thank you all...and I do too! ;D

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 8

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TJC - September 01, 2010 - Report this comment
You can't Hyde--from your fives!
Patrick - September 01, 2010 - Report this comment
I can't hear this song without thinking of a cousin whose pants were too small to conceal his broad behind. I like the split personality thing. Next best thing to cloning.
Barry J. Mitchel - September 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Dr. Freud will see you now... I would cast Tony Perkins in your role(s) in a prequel. 555
Christie Marie M - September 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Hilarious! I echo all comments above! Todd? Is that your real name, by any chance? I just thought I'd ask. As for those kind words and high always deserve them! Well executed parody and 5's!
Fiddlegirl - September 01, 2010 - Report this comment
We could never have too many of you! :)
Tommy Tommy Turtle Turtle - September 01, 2010 - Report this comment
You're right, that's weird. Imagine a writer who wrote political polemics and economic treatises while also writing of boffing sheep, lighting farts, and mammary madness (coming soon, to a web site near you!) It's just not possible for one mind to be so bifurcated ... :-D
AFW - September 01, 2010 - Report this comment
You and you are both great..
Old Man Ribber - September 02, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks all sincerely from me...and from me! I am surprised that the bomber wasn't here, for I take my role as the ambassador of amiright seriously. I cannot overstate the affection I have for all of you. You are my friends, my family! Even those who don't agree with my (moderate Bush 41) conservatism are dear to me. I admire each of you and stand in freaking awe of many of you. I didn't seek this lovefest, but here we are! Todd is my real (second and used) name, as I share a first name with my father...alive and wonderfully active at 81 (I'm 56). NONE of you are merely names on the are my FRIENDS! Bless all of you! ;D
Tommy Turtle - September 03, 2010 - Report this comment
If things go as planned, you'll find that lovely sentiment expressed as a complete parody, planned for Friday, September 10th - if things go as planned.

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