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Song Parodies -> "It's The Least Lovable Time Of The Year (Mark I)"

Original Song Title:

"It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"It's The Least Lovable Time Of The Year (Mark I)"

Parody Written by:

Jonathan S.

The Lyrics

(If you're curious, the title isn't reffering to a bible-verse; it's just I'm already planning an alternate version of this one!)

I managed to pen this in one sitting on Christmas day. I kind of have a mix here of serious and mildly funny lrics, not like most of my other works. I guees I felt like making a few jabs of my own at commercialism. As for the lines about the original meaning of Christmas, I am NOT trying to force religion down anyone's throat, so please don't take it that way.

And, unfortunately, I have seen homeless people (who don't have any addictions--they're just in a financial rut), who've been told off by the cops when they weren't even bothering anyone, so I'm not making that stuff up.

In closing, I do have relatives who have chosen to not keep in touch.
It's the least lovable time of the year
If you don't have a dwelling,
Then folks will be telling
You, "Get out of here!"
For the homeless, a bad time of the year

It's the unhappiest season of all
Not much joy in the nation
Just Wii's and Playstations
With kids in their thrall
It's the cash-nabbingest season of all...

Companies are exploiting
Kids and, wealth, enjoying
While most cops and businesses say,
"We don't want you, the homeless
You're poor and below us,
So shrivel up and go away!"

It's when most relatives briefly appear
Not one email or phone call
From those aunts and uncles
The rest of the year!
They're all dysfunctional pains in the rear

You've forgotten the reason
We have christmas season:
A Savior born long, long ago
But, most people don't give a
Flip, they just deliver
Gifts, shelling out mountains out of dough

It's the least lovable time of year
All those ads and high prices
The only thing nice is,
Our Lord was born here
It's an insufferable time
It's the most secularized
It's the least lovable time of the year!
Copyright, 2008/2009, Jonathan S.

Another good parody of this tune is "The Most Horrible Song Of The Year"

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AFW - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Quite an accurate take on some of the Holiday's negativity.
2Eagle - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
Funny in a Charlie Chaplainesque way.
MrMacphisto - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment
A great song for spreading holiday jeers... 5-5-5
Jonathan S. - January 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thank you, AFW, 2Eagle and MrMacphisto for your supportive feedback! :)

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