Song Parodies -> Brain Freeze!
| Original Song Title: | "Born Free" |
| Original Performer: | Andy Williams |
| Parody Song Title: | "Brain Freeze!" |
| Parody Written by: | Lionel Mertens |
Brain Freeze! it feels like an ice pick
Is lodged where your mind ticks
Feel free to open your jaw
Slurpees® the cool taste can fool you
And Big Gulps® can school you
Each time you suck on a straw
Drink free, like nothing could happen
You’ll breath when the throbbing ends
Throw caution to the wind
Fat free, ice cubes can taste boring
And come with no warning
Caution: Brain Freeze
Think free, let no drink derail you
You’re thoughts are a telling tale
Yes, your mind can prevail
Brain Freeze, there’s no use regretting
When we’re always forgetting
Damn that Brain Freeze!
Is lodged where your mind ticks
Feel free to open your jaw
Slurpees® the cool taste can fool you
And Big Gulps® can school you
Each time you suck on a straw
Drink free, like nothing could happen
You’ll breath when the throbbing ends
Throw caution to the wind
Fat free, ice cubes can taste boring
And come with no warning
Caution: Brain Freeze
Think free, let no drink derail you
You’re thoughts are a telling tale
Yes, your mind can prevail
Brain Freeze, there’s no use regretting
When we’re always forgetting
Damn that Brain Freeze!
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good concept and title...yeah, the slurpees are the things that kill me
this is a good idea
Brainy.
That's cold, man. That's cold. But it's a hot parody.
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