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Song Parodies -> "Bombed Gay!"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Bombed Gay!"

Parody Written by:

Melanie Lee

The Lyrics

On Monday, June 11, Conan O'Brien's monologue included a joke about the US government considering creating a bomb loaded with hormones to make enemy soldiers gay! Turns out the "Gay Bomb" idea is true enough, although the bomb itself doesn't exist--or does it? P.S. My apologies to any gays that I offend with this parody.
Bombed gay!
As gay as a drag queen,
As gay as Harve Fierstein,
Bombed gay, to give up the war.

Bombed gay!
My banner’s a rainbow!
I’m feeling my flame grow
As I recarpet the floor.

Bombed gay!
And GLAAD will rejoice now!
It’s not like I have a choice—
Must read the Village Voice!

Bombed gay!
My wife I’ll be leaving,
And “boy toys” receiving,
For I’m
Bombed gay!

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2LD4U - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Very good! The pacing could have been alot better though, but an interesting paranoid rumor.
Below Average Dave - June 15, 2007 - Report this comment
Um. . .in honesty I don't think this song is offensive, but It also isn't terribly funny either. . .sorry. I'll abstain from voting as I don't know the OS. . .the only line I need to correct is "Gay as a Drag Queen" as most drag queens are straight (including Ru Paul-the most notable drag queen of all), but all and all what you wrote here I don't see how it would offend someone, but I think the parody itself didn't do much for me. . .but I'll read future works from you to see perhaps with a longer song you can do more.
Red Ant - June 16, 2007 - Report this comment
Great jump on this news article. Sad to see our military considers such weapons: it shows a distinct lack of knowledge as to what makes people gay. You were doing well up until you got a bit lazy and didn't finish the song. A good follow-up would be to Daniel Powter's "Bad Day".
Lack of knowledge? - June 27, 2007 - Report this comment
I'll admit I've never heard of any substance that could make people go gay, but the folks who claim gayness is purely genetic are flat-out wrong; in 50% of all cases in which one of a pair of genetically identical twins was gay, the other was straight. Also, boys who've been forced into child prostitution and men who've been in prison a long time have been known to go gay, so clearly it is possible to make people gay via certain environmental influences. I'd sure like to know what the military was planning to put in those bombs, though...

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