Very good! The pacing could have been alot better though, but an interesting paranoid rumor.

Um. . .in honesty I don't think this song is offensive, but It also isn't terribly funny either. . .sorry. I'll abstain from voting as I don't know the OS. . .the only line I need to correct is "Gay as a Drag Queen" as most drag queens are straight (including Ru Paul-the most notable drag queen of all), but all and all what you wrote here I don't see how it would offend someone, but I think the parody itself didn't do much for me. . .but I'll read future works from you to see perhaps with a longer song you can do more.

Great jump on this news article. Sad to see our military considers such weapons: it shows a distinct lack of knowledge as to what makes people gay. You were doing well up until you got a bit lazy and didn't finish the song. A good follow-up would be to Daniel Powter's "Bad Day".

I'll admit I've never heard of any substance that could make people go gay, but the folks who claim gayness is purely genetic are flat-out wrong; in 50% of all cases in which one of a pair of genetically identical twins was gay, the other was straight. Also, boys who've been forced into child prostitution and men who've been in prison a long time have been known to go gay, so clearly it is possible to make people gay via certain environmental influences. I'd sure like to know what the military was planning to put in those bombs, though...