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Song Parodies -> "Prune Giver"

Original Song Title:

"Moon River"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Prune Giver"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Prune Giver,
Slip me five or six,
My colon needs a fix,
It seems
Slow bowel action,
No soft traction
This dissatisfaction's
disturbing...my dreams..

Two whifters,
Cannot a movement make
Last Metamucil shake
Made three..
Please grant me your blue
Wrinkled fruit..
Don't want no substitute
This chunky holed up hoot,
Needs thee...
Prune Giver, Prune me

Prune Giver,
I tried all laxatives,
Plus fibre, nothin' gives
It stays..
In my anus,
There's much painus
Canal's overflowin'
No goin' for days


Two whifters,
Cannot a movement make
Last Metamucil shake
Made three..
Please grant me your blue
Wrinkled fruit..
Don't want no substitute
This chunky holed up hoot,
Needs thee...
Prune Giver, Prune me

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

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alvin rhodes - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
johnny mercer would be SO proud.....5s plus
Yoidy - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't know what to say, my mouth is full of Pruins! 555
Meriadoc - November 02, 2006 - Report this comment
Painus in the anus - I found it hilarious... :-)
Susanna Viljanen - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Hmm. Perhaps next "My Constipation" by The Poo?
AFW - November 03, 2006 - Report this comment
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