Song Parodies -> Burt Reynolds

Original Song Title:

"Moon River"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

  
Parody Song Title:

"Burt Reynolds"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

This is not meant to be mean spirited......if it was aimed at an average joe, I guess it could be classified as that...but, celebrities have to know that they are always fair game for spoofery..
Burt Reynolds,
Really ruined his face
The eyebrows out of place,
and more...
Real bad surgeon,
Looks like sturgeon
There was nothing wrong with
his old look before...
Botched face job
Worst one in the world
He cannot wink or blink an eye
Should file for a malpractice suit
Looks like kicked with boot
Or fell on cactus root
Burt Reynolds,
Poor guy...

(Looks more like)

Burnt Reynolds
Foil from off a grill
One Star over the hill
that's he...
Did you see him?
Wax museums
Have faces more life like
Than his seems to be...
Fred Kruger
He could play the part
Without the make-up art
applied...
Next to him, Michael Jackson's
Rembrandt
Crack a smile, he can't
He need's a face transplant
Burt Reynolds
is fried..
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Johnny D - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Witty Burt Reynolds (W)Rap!
AFW - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Johnny.....and attn.SPELLING POLICE....I realize I misspelled Krueger...
alvin rhodes - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
scary fun
Rick C - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
"Looks like kicked with boot Or fell on cactus root" Excellent! 555
Stephen Harrington - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't know the original song, I haven't seen Burt Reynolds in awhile, so he must be a mess at this point(plastic surgery wise).
AFW - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, JD, alvin, Rick C. and Stephen...Yeah, he totally wasted his face...
Dee Range - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
This is hilarious, AFW, but since you misspelled Krooger you get 1's...j/k. They botched his face, but you didn't botch the parody. High 5's for see 'em/museum line and several others. I have a female friend who had a tyrkey neck, She was beautiful, and went to Mexico to have her plastic surgery (To save 2,000 dollars), They fixed her neck, but left a big dent in the left side of her face that absolutely ruined her looks. Poor Burt, with his money you think he could have afforded a better surgeon.High 5's here
Tommy Turtle - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Ya never have to apologize for roasting a celeb, esp. one as full of ba-Loni as this Bandit. 555
AFW - April 12, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Dee, and Tommy...True, but I really kind of feel for the guy...Maybe never a great actor, but made some fun movies back then....Why do some celebs make such bad decisions about their body? His case, and face, is the perfect argument for just letting good old Dr. Age do your nips and tucks..
Sam_Spam - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Why, you ask? Insecurity meets fame and acclaim = desperate ego. Good parody, m8.
Larry Hensley - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but 555 rugs
AFW - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Sam...good reasoning...and thanks, Larry
Tim Hall - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but Loni Anderson can relate.
AFW - April 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tim...true..but he still looked pretty good when he was with her..
TJC - April 19, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny, I'm actually cracking a smile through my quadra-dose botox! 5's

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