Born Fee,
The cost is outrageous
A bill fifty pages
They make you buy back your kid

Born Fee,
Each push, twenty dollars,
Ten bucks for the hollers,
Fifteen for each grunt you did

Not all...
Is paid by insurance...
The co-pay's two grand, a lot
That mid-wife you should have got..

Born Fee,
Well, Old Dad won't lose out
Junior, here's your news route,
Help pay...Born Fee

Not all...
Gets paid by insurance
The co-pay's two grand, a lot
A mid-wife you should have got..

Born Fee,
But, Old Dad won't lose out
Junior, here's a news route
Help pay...Born Fee