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Song Parodies -> "Joan Rivers"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Joan Rivers"

Parody Written by:

Lionel Mertens

The Lyrics

I've been listening to Joan Rivers audio book bouncing back. In it she tells of all the struggles in her life. Her husband commiting suicide, her company going banckrupt, and her shows being cancellled. She also tells that her favorite broach (that she designed) is a bumble bee because scientifically it's not supposed to fly. She also talks about her emmy win for best daytime talk show and her oscar follies. Plus all the risks she's taken in her career. She's a tough old broad. Someday her and her daughter could win an Emmy.
Joan Rivers, Botox with a smile
She's bouncing back with style, always
Oh, broach maker, you risk taker,
Where ever she's showing, she's joking her way

Two divas, watch the Oscar girls
There such a lot of girls to tease
They're after the same Emmy win--
chasing down the trends
My Oscar glibby friend, Joan Rivers and me

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Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Cruisin - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Spaff Already Did This Song!!!
Sweet Indigo - February 15, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, Spaff did do it, but this is cute, not like Spaff's version and besides it's a fairly obvious choice of song. Bah - I give you 545.

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