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Song Parodies -> "Drug Free"

Original Song Title:

"Born Free"

Original Performer:

Andy Williams

Parody Song Title:

"Drug Free"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Drug Free,
My neighborhood's Drug Free
I'm glad they won't charge me,
But I'm not sure where ya' go...

Drug Free,
I saw the sign, Drug Free
That's good as it could be,
But where the Hell do ya' go?

Drug Free,
It's got me frustrated,
And slightly hydrated,
No-one seems to know...

Drug Free,
Surprised that the vice squad,
Would be such a nice squad,
And let them put up the signs...

I asked,
A guy in the alley,
He said, "Listen Pal'y..
You Dumb Ass!... give me the dough!"

Drug Free,
That guy was a real crab,
I'll go back to Re-hab,
I guess there is no.. Drug...Free!

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Pacing: 4.4
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 7

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Johnny D - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Fives three, for this song does not blow!
alvin rhodes - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
what a waste is the war on drugs
Johnny D - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
The real reason for marijuana prohibition is not moralistic or medical. The REAL reason is the extremely well-moneyed & politically-connected textile & synthetic fiber industry's lobby. All moralistic and medical arguments against the legalization of marijuana are merely smokescreens coughed-up by some but not all social conservatives who get shit-faced nightly on Jack Daniels while exposing their children's lungs to the smoke of their Marlboros.
Meriadoc - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Good one.
Serafina - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job, AFW!
AFW - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanx all for votes and comments
Stuart McArthur - November 19, 2004 - Report this comment
this one must've slipped thru the crack AFW - 555 esp. for the play on the word free

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