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Song Parodies -> "Muses of the Right"

Original Song Title:

"Music of the Night"

Original Performer:

Andrew Lloyd Weber

Parody Song Title:

"Muses of the Right"

Parody Written by:

Stray Pooch

The Lyrics

Lest I be accused of partisanship, here is a barb aimed at my side of the political equation. Hey, if you can't laugh at yourself . . .
Daytime listening
Rush's voice is glistening
Boortz and Laura,
What a soothing aura.
Mindlessly your senses,
Begin to think defense is
More important than the homeless plight.
You're listening to the muses of the right.

Loudly braying
Doctor Laura's saying
"Don't blame others,
(God, I hate my mother)."
Boortz is teasing Royal,
I'm shocked that man stays loyal,
Knowing that his boss is lily-white,
Like almost all the muses of the right.

Close your mind, for your mind will only make you think
And to think may just make you question why.
On the air it is easy to pretend . . .
That is truth can sometimes be a lie.

Whining, bawling,
Dittoheads are calling.
"Rush, we love ya,
Even more than Dubya!"
Laura's fighting sinning,
To keep the gays from winning,
Radio can help us win the fight.
Thank God we have the muses of the right!

Turn them on, start a journey to a strange, new place
Leave all thoughts of a compromise behind.
Lock in step, and to right-wing thought be true . . .
Be a clone, recite their point of view.

Right wing power
Growing by the hour.
Emails, faxes,
Screaming "cut our taxes!"
Let our party win,
Let your greedy side give in
To the power of the darkness we call light,
The power of the the muses of the right!
Copyright 2003 Straypooch

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John Harvey - March 15, 2003 - Report this comment
Sorry, I didn't have a chance to look at this before. This is really funny. I'm glad you have a sense of humor about your own side. I must admit that there are tofu-eating liberals who make me roll my eyes. When there are protests over religious ornaments on the Christmas tree at the capital, you really wish some of these people would get a life. Again, I'm glad you could laugh at yourself. I wish more right-wingers could do that. We'd get a lot more done if we were more willing to compromise.

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