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Song Parodies -> "Stool Softener"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Alka-Seltzer Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Stool Softener"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

OK, some toilet humor after a long while...
You're stressed too much
Bowel movements stopped
Constipation isn't easy
Your stool is all bunched up
You're in pain and feeling queasy

Stool softener
Plop, Plop,
Shit, Shit,
What a relief crapping is!

Plop, Plop,
Shit, Shit,
What a relief crapping is!

Those little red pills they don't cost that much
and start working fast!
Don't strain on the toilet alone,
Let that crap flow out your ass!

No more tough squeezing it!
3 day release!

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 8

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 5   8

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