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Song Parodies -> "Camp Grenada Nightmare"

Original Song Title:

"Camp Granada (Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda)"

Original Performer:

Alan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Camp Grenada Nightmare"

Parody Written by:

Dee Range

The Lyrics

Please take this for the anti-pedophilia piece that it is.
Sorry mudda... was I screaming?
Am I camping... or just dreaming?
Camp is scary... and I'm certain
I'll have to stand up 'till my butt stops hurtin'

I've been sleeping... on my belly
Could you send some... KY jelly?
Now my member... may be skinny
But it's long enough to make the coun' slers whinny

All the coun' slers... ask the waiters
For this new food... called dick-taters
And my 'head' coach... gives me lessons
Though I'm doing good he says I need more sessions

I am fighting...diarrhea
And I just caught....gonorrhea
Now I'm getting...very verbal
We're about to play a game called 'Hide The Gerbil'


Leave me 'lone, you Kiddie humpers
Leave me 'lone, you rumper pumpers
Don't touch me
Here in the kitchen where
I might
Get eaten by a pair

Take me home
I promise I won't
Call the cops
Or crap my pants
If you just stop
Oh please don't make me gay
And don't call me Renee

We are mostly...Anglo-Saxon
'Cept our coun' sler...Michael Jackson
He will hug us...he will squeeze us
And he even lets us drink some juice called Jesus

Now they ask get cracking
There's a new craft...we've been lacking
Kids are laughin' are shoutin'
'Cause we're gonna pack some fudge on Brokeback Mountain!!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 15

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 5   12

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alvin rhodes - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
fun to sing along with
John Barry - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
All the counselor, fornicators, where they can't be procreators.
Matthias - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
"Hide the Gerbil"... I never had that game at the Boy Scout camp opening camp fire... Thank God!
AFW - March 07, 2006 - Report this comment
Very funny parody of a parody...fives
Red Ant - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Well Dee, you did close to the impossible with this: made a song about pedophilia that actually made me chuckle. But I digress, even though I recognize the satire I'm going to have to abstain from voting. Sorry man.
Dee Range - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Alvin, John B., Mathias, AFW, thanks much. Red Ant, don't worry about not voting. You should know by now, from my subject matter, I'm not concerned about votes. I've written several parodies about Michael Jackson , and this is another written to make people think about the folly of leaving kids alone with unsupervised adults, such as Camp Counselors, priests, and now even cowboys. With all the evil pedo's lurking in this world, people are too trusting. And watching the Catholic Church cover up their pedophile priests and offer them sanctuary, instead of prosecuting them, doesn't help things any. Boy scout molestation is another rampant area ripe with predators, yet people continue to send their kids out into the woods with people they don't even know. It's a shame that people never learn. Cheers, man
Red Ant - March 08, 2006 - Report this comment
I feel as strongly against pedophilia as you do Dee which is why I left a comment and not a vote. Glad to see you back on the site.
Stuart McArthur - March 13, 2006 - Report this comment
brilliant and pointed, Dee - the Michael jackson/Anglo-Saxon couplet was inspired - 555 - more, more
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
OK, I'm late, and for that kind of camp I'll always be late. Stuff like this should always be played on TV whenever Michael Jackson is on the news though, and not just the late news too.
not ur bussynessy - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment
awsome lol loved it
littleCupCakes - February 20, 2008 - Report this comment
555 to Sir Dee, ~Lord of the Range~ for bringing attention to this gruesome subject to the forum, in a humorous sort of way!
jojo - September 30, 2008 - Report this comment
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