-> "Camp Grenada Nightmare"
Original Song Title:
"Camp Granada (Hello Mudda, Hello Fadda)"
Parody Song Title:
"Camp Grenada Nightmare"
Sorry mudda... was I screaming?
Am I camping... or just dreaming?
Camp is scary... and I'm certain
I'll have to stand up 'till my butt stops hurtin'
I've been sleeping... on my belly
Could you send some... KY jelly?
Now my member... may be skinny
But it's long enough to make the coun' slers whinny
All the coun' slers... ask the waiters
For this new food... called dick-taters
And my 'head' coach... gives me lessons
Though I'm doing good he says I need more sessions
I am fighting...diarrhea
And I just caught....gonorrhea
Now I'm getting...very verbal
We're about to play a game called 'Hide The Gerbil'
Leave me 'lone, you Kiddie humpers
Leave me 'lone, you rumper pumpers
Don't touch me
Here in the kitchen where
Get eaten by a pair
Take me home
I promise I won't
Call the cops
Or crap my pants
If you just stop
Oh please don't make me gay
And don't call me Renee
We are mostly...Anglo-Saxon
'Cept our coun' sler...Michael Jackson
He will hug us...he will squeeze us
And he even lets us drink some juice called Jesus
Now they ask us...to get cracking
There's a new craft...we've been lacking
Kids are laughin'...kids are shoutin'
'Cause we're gonna pack some fudge on Brokeback Mountain!!
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