Luke Skywalkuh, I'm your Fadduh,
I'm not hairy like Chewbacca
Join the Dark Side, Master Jedi
and together we'll give everyone a red eye

You remember Ben Kenobi
He betrayed me, no one told me
You remember Master Yoda
Man, he really looks like actor Abe Vigoda

All the Jedis hate the Sith Lords
We are rivals in the Star Wars
And Chewbacca, he's a wookie
Yoda met him once when he was just a rookie

Won't you join me on the Dark Side
Or continue being Jedi?
Luke, remember, I'm your poppa
But I really think I'm not as bad as Jabba

Join me son, I am your fadduh, join me son, I hate Chewbacca
Don't leave me now 'cause I'm evil, may the Force be with you, Luke my boy
Use the Force, destroy the Death Star, use your big and green lightsaber
Jedi knights, oh please, they suck today, that why my suit is gray [Music stops]
["Okay, it's black, but oh well... The song must go on..."]

[Music continues]

I'm your fadduh, I'm your fadduh,
Princess Leia, you're her bruddah
Join the Dark Side and be evil
And together we'll be just like the Kneivels

Wait a minute, here's Han Solo
with Chewbacca, but you don't know,
Being evil, takes too long now,
I'm your Fadduh, kindly disregard this song now

(Repeat indefinitely)