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Song Parodies -> "Hello Lover Email Starter (And more Spam Mail)"

Original Song Title:

"Camp Granada"

Original Performer:

Alan Sherman

Parody Song Title:

"Hello Lover Email Starter (And more Spam Mail)"

Parody Written by:

Mommy Fearist

The Lyrics

Since I had a good reception with my last spam parody, I thought I'd send another.
Hello lover
E-mail starter
Sham of marriage
Lets get hotter
I'm not really
Girl next door
Love, your sophistocated robot website whore

I am preying
Lack of judgment
Visit website
Non repugnat
Date with locals
You know better
Swear, I have are real boobs inside my sweater

Let's have dinner
On the lam, babe
I'll be serving
A crock of spam, babe
Get to know you
A little better
Just start thinking with your other head..dah!
LOL!**** I don't see how anyone would buy into this canned spam****

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Voting Results

Pacing: 2.7
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 3

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 2   1
 3   0
 4   0
 5   1

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Mommy Fearist - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
C'mon.. I know everyone gets thease spam greetings in the email. comments please....
Meriadoc - December 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I thought it was very clever. And I do remember the song from way back in my youth, except I could have sworn it was longer. Anyway, I thought it was a very funny parody. :-)
ethan - December 04, 2003 - Report this comment
yeah its longer: take me home oh mudda fadda take me home i hate granada don't leave me here in the forest where i could get eaten by a bear... that's just the 1st part of the 1st chorus and this parody doesnt get up to it

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