Song Parodies -> Water-loo (the overflowing public toilet)
| Original Song Title: | "Waterloo" |
| Original Performer: | ABBA |
| Parody Song Title: | "Water-loo (the overflowing public toilet)" |
| Parody Written by: | Laurence Dunne |
For you yanks, a loo is a toilet. I had to use a public restroom once and.....you guessed it....
My my, I need the loo before my bowels surrender
Oh yeah, and I must do a nasty poo and in a public place
I hardly can get down my pants
My bowel does a self cleaning dance!
THEN!
Waterloo - I couldn't flush when I wanted to
Waterloo - Water all over the friggin' loo
Waterloo - Round in a circle your pee and poo
Waterloo - pukes the brown monsters right back to you
Phew-Phew-Phew-Phew
Waterloo - Janitors cleaning my Waterloo
My my, I tried to flush you down but you were stopped up
Oh yeah, and now it seems my only choice is cleaning up the mess
And why did I ever do poos
in Dirty and dark public loos
Waterloo - Showing the public your inner gore
Waterloo - Picking the toilet roll off the floor
Waterloo - Where in the world is the cleaning room?
Waterloo - Nothing is there but a freaking broom
And how could I ever drop trout
When somebody else is about?
Waterloo - Maybe I'll call it a waterfall
Waterloo - sends my dirt through someone elses stall
Waterloo - sending those brown berries down the hall
Waterloo - Someone reported a slip and fall
Phew-Phew-Phew-Phew
Waterloo - Somebody has to clean up my phew
Oh yeah, and I must do a nasty poo and in a public place
I hardly can get down my pants
My bowel does a self cleaning dance!
THEN!
Waterloo - I couldn't flush when I wanted to
Waterloo - Water all over the friggin' loo
Waterloo - Round in a circle your pee and poo
Waterloo - pukes the brown monsters right back to you
Phew-Phew-Phew-Phew
Waterloo - Janitors cleaning my Waterloo
My my, I tried to flush you down but you were stopped up
Oh yeah, and now it seems my only choice is cleaning up the mess
And why did I ever do poos
in Dirty and dark public loos
Waterloo - Showing the public your inner gore
Waterloo - Picking the toilet roll off the floor
Waterloo - Where in the world is the cleaning room?
Waterloo - Nothing is there but a freaking broom
And how could I ever drop trout
When somebody else is about?
Waterloo - Maybe I'll call it a waterfall
Waterloo - sends my dirt through someone elses stall
Waterloo - sending those brown berries down the hall
Waterloo - Someone reported a slip and fall
Phew-Phew-Phew-Phew
Waterloo - Somebody has to clean up my phew
Ah, that felt better
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I'm so grossed out right now. Bleah! But...it's fabulous and you know it, Laurence...555!
Ewwwww! good parody!
OK, someone gave me a 5 for pacing, and 1's everywhere else! Does that make any sense?
I vote 5-5-5 for this wonderfully goofy parody. Laurence, my own theory is that when you see a vote of 5-1-1, that's a vote coming from a regular reader/writer on Amiright, who want to reward good pacing when they see it, hence the 5, but who for one reason or another don't think the parody is funny or in good taste or whatever, hence the 1-1 on "How Funny" and "Overall". People who vote that way are afraid to leave their names in a comment because they are afraid you will take revenge on their own parodies.
Then you have the people who vote 1-1-1 even if the pacing is good. People vote like that because they enjoy punishing the parody writer out of spite, or because the parody offends the reader's sensibilities, or else the vote is just a random and meaningless act of mental masturbation by the voter.
Then you have the people who vote 1-1-1 even if the pacing is good. People vote like that because they enjoy punishing the parody writer out of spite, or because the parody offends the reader's sensibilities, or else the vote is just a random and meaningless act of mental masturbation by the voter.
All fives from Poopie Longstocking!
Ohhhh AOID, Aoid, Aoid..... Laurence wrote a great parody here about both your favorite meal and also about what's between your ears. Hey Johnny D, maybe Aoid was that 5-1-1 voter, what do you think?
Ohhhh AOID, Aoid, Aoid..... Laurence wrote a great parody here about both your favorite meal and also about what's between your ears. Hey Johnny D, maybe Aoid was that 5-1-1 voter, what do you think?
One time I totally yelled at someone who gave me 111 because they thought that HP & the POA was so good, and I had criticized it. I said, "If you didn't think it was funny, or good overall, that's fine...but that doesn't mean my pacing was off." I didn't really think that it would sink in...and I'm not saying that it was the same person...but ever since I said that...I HAVE noticed a LOT of 5-1-1's....
I have no comment about this, except that the original is from the seventies not the sixties. Abba did not have any music then.
Oops. I know it was from the 70's I must have made a bad selection in thte drop-down box....
I liked it, too, Laurence! Here be some 5s!
I was going to write "Portaloo" ages ago but someone had already done it :-(
5s
5s
Too much vindaloo maybe? I got a big chuckle out of this one! :-D
JD: I have seen lots of triple-one votes, and I hate that. IMO, if people vote 1 for pacing on a perfectly-paced parody, then that's an insincere vote. What I'm trying to say over here is: A vote is a terrible thing to waste. By the way, I already voted 5 for pacing, but a 4 for how funny.
Another 5-1-1 vote here: pacing and rhyme are faithful to the original, but graphic toilet humor is not my thing.
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