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Song Parodies -> "Queerest Queen"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

ABBA

Parody Song Title:

"Queerest Queen"

Parody Written by:

crazyandinsane

The Lyrics

gay bars rock! no just kidding
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that queer, watch that scene, dig in the Queerest Queen

Friday night and the lights are low
Looking out for the place to go
Where the gay guys are really cute
You come in to look for the Queen
Nobody could beat that guy
Night is young and the music's high
With a bit of Madonna, everything is fine
He's in the mood for a dance
And when you're cute enough...

You get the Queerest Queen, young and cute, okay so he's thirty
Queerest Queen, feel the sweat from those skin tight pants
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that queer, watch that scene, dig in the Queerest Queen

He's a teaser, he'll turn you on
Leave you burning and then he's gone
Looking out for another, only cuties will do
He's in the mood for a dance
And when you're cute enough...

You get the Queerest Queen, young and cute, okay so he's thirty
Queerest Queen, feel the sweat from those skin tight pants
You can dance, you can jive, having the time of your life
See that queer, watch that scene, dig in the Queerest Queen
Gay bars suck....

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 2.4
How Funny: 2.2
Overall Rating: 2.2

Total Votes: 10

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   6
 6
 6
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   1
 1
 1
 
 4   0
 2
 2
 
 5   3
 1
 1
 

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Adagio - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing is good!
anonymous. - February 26, 2004 - Report this comment
If I were the decade police, which I'm not, I'd write a ticket because the original was made in the 70s. Abba did not have any hits in the 60s.. tisk tisk.
Anyway, the pacing was good, but it wasn't very funny, and overall it was so-so, so I'll vote 5-4-3.
crazyandinsane - June 14, 2004 - Report this comment
okk so i messed up with the decade! wow! it was an accident lay off
Decade Police - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Somebody needs to write a parody of Depeche Mode's "Get The Balance Right" entitled "Get The Decade Right."
Ingeborg - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment
Pacing for this one definitely needs work; the humor was OK, mentioning an "adult" subject without being TOO graphic. 3-4-4 here!
KintarosTiger - October 22, 2008 - Report this comment
Methinks Decade Police needs a life. 5-3-4, I think is what I chose.
Mr 1s - October 22, 2008 - Report this comment
He hasn't commeted in over 4 years, dont worry. Thats what I would vote on here too.
UnKnownVotrix - October 22, 2008 - Report this comment
I must agree, that there is Nothing cuter than a 2-stepin' Cowboy in tight wranglers & boots ! ! No hay, . . . No Way !

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