-> "A Stormy Relationship"
Original Song Title:
"Call it Stormy Monday"
Original Performer:
Aaron 'T-Bone' Walker
Parody Song Title:
"A Stormy Relationship"
Parody Written by:
John Davison
The Lyrics
They call her Stormy Daniels, but that’s just a pseudonym,
Now Donald knows her real name, but we can’t rely on him.
She took calls at the stables before her shape distracted him.
If you looked across her shoulder, you’d hardly see young Stormy’s toes,
She showed talent as a stripper, I think that’s how her story goes,
When she made some raunchy movies, then her income surely rose.
Now when Stormy first met Donald, her reputation was quite wild,
But she knew to take precautions, so they never had a child;
But with his marriage vows in tatters they cannot be reconciled.
Back when Donald was campaigning, well before he planned a riot,
His empire bought a Boeing, even though he couldn’t fly it;
He mis-directed some donations just to keep dear Stormy quiet.
Now Stormy races horses and directs a film or two,
Their plots are quite thematic, you might even call them blue
And she still likes manly rockers, for example Mötley Crüe.
[a heavy instrumental break is optional here]
Now Stormy was arrested in Columbus Ohio,
On account of misdemeanors in a local striptease show,
But the vice squad was defective, so some members had to go.
Now Donald has lost status, but he still seems quite aloof
And lawyers still earn money from his detachment from the truth,
And sharing time with Stephanie reminds him of his mis-spent youth.
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