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Song Parodies -> "Cant Fix Anything Without You"

Original Song Title:

"Baby, Love Really Hurts Without You"

Original Performer:

Parody Song Title:

"Cant Fix Anything Without You"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

You left me at home like a fool and you think i can fix things
Id rather call on some other guy, whose prices are high
But you wont even let me, I drilled in the wall
For a shelf that you brought but i slip n fall.
But don't you know that you're turning it on
I know that it's wrong, but I can't stop the voltage burns me.

Baby, Cant fix anything without you
Got locked in a cuboard with a shoe,
And i axed for the wall,
But what can I do, baby,
Cant fix anything without you,
stuck on the roof with glue
And ive broken the sky dish
But what can I do without you?

You walk through the door and down shoots the house value of the cost
You're using ev'ry trick in the D.I.Y book and got stuck to a hook
Im stuck and im needing a wee, you fix and re-buy
To aggrevate the sales guy that insults you, but don't you know
I'm usless at D.I.Y, so give me a sign
And help to ease the Nail that impaled me.

Baby, Cant fix anything without you
Burnt the kitchen whilst cooking vindaloo,
And ive broken the loo,
But what can I do, baby,
Cant fix anything without you
Windows fell out through and through
And it's breaken my arm
But what can I do without you?
(Repeat to fade)

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Anon - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Who's the original performer? Why was that field left blank?
Alex Zander - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
No i filled that in. It was big baby blue if i remember rightly i dont know why it hasnt showned up on here i did add it to the notes.
Anon - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Well then in that case you should probably resubmit it and have Chuckie delete this one. There must be some bug that causes the original artist field to get left blank; it seems to happen periodically.

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