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Song Parodies -> "Kerry Lost"

Original Song Title:

"Candy Girl"

Original Performer:

4 Seasons

Parody Song Title:

"Kerry Lost"

Parody Written by:

Green Bloodied Hound Dogs

The Lyrics

We've Been Voting All These Hours And Finally We Found Out
Kerry Lost, Kerry Lost

I Found Out He Lost (Kerry Lost)
We Were Democrats (Kerry Lost)
With Voting And Waiting
(It's Wrong) Wrong (Wrong) Wrong
NOOOOOOO! (Kerry Lost)

We Were In Tears (Kerry Lost)
I Don't Know Why He Lost (Kerry Lost)
It's Stupid And Ugly And Rotten
(It's Wrong) Wrong (Wrong) Wrong
NOOOOOOO! (Kerry Lost)

I Voted For That Man
Everyone Knows The Way I Feel
They Both Seem To Know The Way Of Games
And It's Pain To See
You Can't Always Win

I'm Angry As Can Be (Kerry Lost)
We Voted Hor Him (Kerry Lost)
We Voted And Waited
Until The Final Vote
(It's Wrong) Wrong (Wrong)

Kerry Lost

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 6

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Pilgrim - November 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Only the brain-dead -- including this immature parodist -- wanted Kerry to win. According to a post-election poll, even among those who voted for Kerry, 70% didn't like him -- but disliked the PRESIDENT even more, because they are brainwashed by the media, their parents, their teachers, and their friends. Polls of the media in the late 1990s show that 85 to 90% of them are pathetic Democrats. If there had existed fairness and balance in ALL the media (instead of a barrage of pro-Democrat propaganda in over 80% of the print and broadcast media stories since early in 2002), PRESIDENT Bush would have probably gotten 70% of the popular vote and 48 or 49 of the states' electoral votes. It is foolish to expend time and energy on a parody that has good things to say about a flip-flopping, anti-life loser like Kerry.
voice of the majority of Americans - November 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Pilgrim- I couldn't have said it better. Anti-Bush liberal propaganda can't hurt us anymore for FOUR MORE YEARS. Up yours, Michael Moore!!!!!!

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