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Song Parodies -> "As Queers Go Bi"

Original Song Title:

"As Tears Go By"

Original Performer:

Parody Song Title:

"As Queers Go Bi"

Parody Written by:

Mikey F

The Lyrics

figuring with the recent pass of banning gay marraige in the states, it aint that great of a time to be gay, so I figure that they gotta be changing somehow....
Its not the best time to be gay
it seems that coming out don't pay
Can't state your sexuality
gay you cant be
I sit and watch, as queers go bi

girls they just mean all nothing
Can't love a guy if you've a thing
all their acts, so profound
don't want any girls around
I'll sit and watch as queers go bi

seems that Hawaii's where to stay
if you are so much flaming gay
other guys is what they do
but would a woman be good too?
I sit and watch, as queers go bi

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Adagio - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I liked your play on on the word 'bi'. :D
Adam Zen B - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one Mike.
Guy DiRito - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Good one Mike - Thanks for the support. I take a lot of heat out here for this kind of parody when I do 'em.
Claude Prez - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Great title; very good pacing and everything even rhymed (I think sometimes you used to get a little lazy) Very good job. 5-4-5
Jonathan C. - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Another funny one, Mike. BTW, Marianne Faithfull sang the original version of "As Tears Go By", and the Stones covered it.
Meriadoc - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
And of course it was a Jagger/Richards composition... Very good Mikey.
Mikey - September 26, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks all for the good coments...and heh, I couldve sworn I put the Stones as the artist...I figured that the Stones would be more noticable than Maryanne Faithful, so I went with them.
Wild Man - September 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice Work.
... - November 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Another song originally performed by someone without a name?

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